Rate The Person Above You: Steam Profile Edition

I figured this would be fine, since there was a very long avatar rating thread a while ago. I thought I'd make a different take on it. Since we all have to link our steam accounts, we could rate each other based on steam profile. You can start with me, I'll join in there somewhere.

Try to have fun, and don't get offended. I'm sure people will say you're steam profile is terrible just to make you mad, but don't start fights. This assuming people even care enough about this thread :P

Anyway, begin.