Well, hello people of SteamGifts, you seem to have found yourselves in the middle of a rather puzzling puzzle, or at least I hope it is!

Now there are 3 reason why I have done this:

  1. I'm going off to college and this is my last hoorah before I have no money left to speak of.
  2. I am here to help promote my friend's website: Indie Game Bundles (and even if you don't go to it I'll be forcing you to sometime later ;P)
  3. Because I felt like it. (I swear I had a better third reason, maybe I'll remember it later) I changed my mind, my 3rd reason is that I don't have a reason. I don't need a reason to give. Cliche ftw!

So, without further ado, here is the puzzle!

EDIT: Almost forgot this most appropriate giveaway!

EDIT: Have a few more (these end in 2 days)! 1 2 ENDED!

EDIT: And here's another one! ;D Click


The instructions are rather simple. All you have to do is search for three things!

  1. How are you going to find the message.
  2. What this message is.
  3. Where to put it.

If you do everything right, you will go on my whitelist!

You get one week (August 31, Noon CST)!

Geniuses: 22

Genius Train!


Hints! (I'll probably release one every day!)

  1. Seems I wasn't very clear on where to start, so I've edited it a bit to make that part easier!
  2. New hint ... somewhere!
  3. The story is not what you think it is!

Prizes!

To come:

Well that's all of the giveaways! Still got some time to get on my whitelist and enter them though!


I made this fairly difficult because I put a lot of work into this puzzle and a lot more work into getting the prizes, so please don't let me down!

All of the giveaways start on August 26th, Noon CST and end on September 2nd, Noon CST; because reasons. They're also all level 2+!

Hmm ... what else ... ahh! I will help out from time to time (yes I do like CV so I will be trying to get at least 5 people into each of the GAs!)

Also not all of the GAs have been created yet as I ran out of slots, so hopefully more to come! (Maybe support will help me out?)

Oh yes, one last thing! Good luck!


P.S. I did kind've "borrow" some other person's ideas for this, but he said he was totally cool with it!

8 years ago*

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Are you going to solve this?

View Results
Yes
Maybe
No
Antidisestablishmentarianism!

I really have no clue, but I'm not giving up. I'm gonna carry on!

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8 years ago
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I suppose I found all of the pieces... hmm...

8 years ago
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Probably not, I'd know if you did. There's quite a few pieces out there.

8 years ago
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Well, I found 3 things. Trying to figure out what to do with them now.

8 years ago
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Just like to point out that I'm a pretty literal person. ;D

8 years ago
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Duck! :D
Those GAs! :D

8 years ago*
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LANGUAGE!

ANIMAL ABUSE!

8 years ago*
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Great.... At least for me it seems it's all level 2, so I ain't even try :P

8 years ago
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i give up .. i'm not a genius :(

8 years ago
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everything is for lvl 2 :((

8 years ago
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Sorry ... I forgot to mention that.

8 years ago
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Challenge accepted!

EDIT: Aaaaaand... BOOM!

8 years ago*
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Go go go!

8 years ago
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I made some progress as you may have noticed.

8 years ago
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Huh ... I thought I made that one a lot harder than it appears to have been. Maybe it was just because it was 2 am when I made it. xD

8 years ago
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It took me some time. And I think I'm stuck now.

EDIT: Unstuck!

8 years ago*
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Well, you have the How.

8 years ago
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I feel like Q3 is wrong. It won't accept the correct answer I'm putting in. Formatting issue somehow?

8 years ago
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On How?

8 years ago
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Yep ... my bad, should be fixed now I hope!

8 years ago
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;)

8 years ago
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Let's say I made some progress. But I really don't know why...

8 years ago
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All of the answers have been given to you, you just need to figure out how to use them. ;D

8 years ago
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You've got some great looking giveaways there! Hope the usual puzzle-busters can help you get your precious CV.

Edit: Step 1 complete.

8 years ago*
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I'll help out if people aren't getting it.

8 years ago
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I don't get it xD

8 years ago
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Just bash your head against a wall some more, I'm sure you'll get it eventually!

8 years ago
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Are you sure? XD

8 years ago
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The dain bramage might help spark something!

8 years ago
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I still don't get it D;

8 years ago
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Never going to become a genius ;w;

8 years ago
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Don't give up, we (sort of) believe in you! D:

8 years ago
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I don't if i did the "where" and that is a link... and if i can't get into it... (I have a bug that does not allow me go into some webiste... xx) So idk if that is it... ..

8 years ago
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Try a different web browser?

Which one do you use?

8 years ago
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I curse you mecorx!!!

8 years ago
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:V

8 years ago
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Since I managed to solve the original version of this as well, I will try to solve this too! Let's go :D

8 years ago
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It's not nearly as devilishly simplistic, I went more the complicated route. Hopefully I did good, it's my first puzzle.

8 years ago
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Well. We'll see. I probably will end up giving up anyway but I'm gonna try at least :)

8 years ago
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No giving up, I need at least 5. Don't make me handhold!

8 years ago
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Ha! We will see. I'll try my best :P

8 years ago
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Plus, the games that are there aren't all that's to come, I have ... 4+ more to put up.

8 years ago
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Alright, alright. :)

8 years ago
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So how's it going for you?

8 years ago
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To be honest, I didn't even care anymore because I was so into playing a game. I don't know, I might look around to find stuff in the near future.

8 years ago
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It's a fun puzzle! ;D

8 years ago
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...I'm just too tired to try to solve it x_x Well, at least currently.
Also, leave me alone >.< I'll get to it, stop being so annoying! :D
plz don't take me that seriously, thank youu ~

8 years ago
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begins sobbing uncontrollably from being called annoying

8 years ago
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Naww. That's.. not what I intended to do. Please forgive me! ಥ_ಥ

8 years ago
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blacklists

Never!

8 years ago
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Alright :( Guess there's no reason anymore for me to solve the puzzle now, is there? :P

8 years ago
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unblacklists

Now you must solve it, I forgot that the penalty of starting and not finishing is death by (insert implausible way to die here).

8 years ago
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D:
I.. I will get right back to it. After I've slept.
Seriously though, I will deal with it tomorrow.

8 years ago
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Stuck?

8 years ago
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I just started again or continued or whatever and well.. let's just say that I'm not a fan of maths but I'll still try it.
Edit: Never mind, I got the first step somehow but eh, now I just need to figure out what that means... I have still now clue what the correct system for number two is but I just needed two tries to get it right, weird.
Edit 2: Nah, not stuck, I'm giving up.

8 years ago*
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Alright, well ... thanks for trying!

8 years ago
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Well, I gotta be honest, first of all I have no idea what to do next and secondly, well, the only game I'm interested in is Tales from the Borderlands and I'm getting that anyway now, so there's not really a point in solving that puzzle anymore :)

8 years ago
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Yeah, I'm trying to get the Telltale bundle. But I have no money ... so it all depends on when my friend gets out of the hospital to pay me for the work I did for him while he was in the hospital ... which ... hmm ... sounds extremely selfish ... but ... uhm ... kittens!

8 years ago
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Haha don't worry about that, I understand what you mean. :)
Fingers crossed for it to work out like that!

8 years ago
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Blasphemy! Theft! D:

8 years ago
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You said it was okay so shut up!

8 years ago
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mecorx!

MECORX!

MECORXXXXXXXXXX

...wrong puzzle? alright.

8 years ago
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I only borrowed things ... it's not nearly the exact same puzzle.

8 years ago
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Only need the reason now.

8 years ago
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What reason? I didn't need a reason to make this.

8 years ago
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Alea jacta est.

8 years ago
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Well, so far there are 2 3 people on Step 2 of the instructions. I must bid you farewell for I have work (bleh). I'll see you in a several hours! (Also, feel free to post whatever questions you may have here!)

8 years ago*
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"whatever questions"
What is the answers? xD

8 years ago
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I said you can ask, never said I would answer. :P

But the answers are around, just gotta SEARCH for them. ;D

8 years ago
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My question - "Why?".

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I answered that in the OP. ;P

8 years ago
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Either I'm missing something or it's not what I'm looking for.

8 years ago
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How to use the How ... I'm sure you'll figure it out.

EDIT: This is probably the hardest part, with the Where being the easiest.

8 years ago
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Found the place, now working on the questions. :P

8 years ago
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And stuck on Q1 and Q5.

8 years ago
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also stuck on Q5...

8 years ago
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I know that feel... (same for me, but not trying it for a while)
EDIT: Q5 left

8 years ago*
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one more person stuck on Q5

8 years ago
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Hmm... thought I finally had Q1 figured out, but nope, that ain't it.

8 years ago
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Q1 is pretty straighforwards, Q5 takes a little more reverse thinking.

8 years ago
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I must be really dumb then.

8 years ago
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You're looking for IDs, right? Or names?

8 years ago
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Wait, Q1 and Q5 of which ITH?

(and it's the name)

EDIT: Either way my responses work for both! xD

8 years ago
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There are more than one? I'm in the 5 W's.

8 years ago
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cackles

8 years ago
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You at least found questions...

8 years ago
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No point in finding them if you can't answer them. I'm close to giving up. :P

8 years ago
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No ... giving up is now allowed. The penalty for giving up is death by post-it notes!

8 years ago
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I solved the How, so it's something! Still stuck on the Where though.

8 years ago
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That.. sounds like a horrible death, but so be it.

8 years ago
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Well ... uhm ...

outlaws the death penalty

Okay ... the worst you can get is life in prison without parole. But, I don't know, the judges in my country of Mushland are pretty lenient. They're all pretty soft to be honest.

8 years ago
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Time to start searching for answers. So many questions. Btw Nice start with the countdown off by one day ;) With an announcement like that you probably intrigued most of the puzzle solvers on SG

8 years ago
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I hope so, had to start it a day early as I was afraid I would have to work tomorrow, but now I don't, so I can stay here and be your tormento- I mean ... uhm ... helper.

8 years ago
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I read that as pizzas
there are mo pizzas. it's raining. no food. send help. I need to download pizza.

8 years ago
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Have a super early Halloween one!

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8 years ago
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Not my level, but having some fun.
Do not know what to do with these 3 things.

8 years ago
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All solvers will still go on my Whitelist, if I get at least one Level 1 I'll make a smaller Level 1 Whitelist giveaway!

8 years ago
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Agh, trying my luck and wits with puzzles on this site for the first time! Took some time to understand but now I need to know what to do with all this (like previous guy :D). Maybe I will get hooked on these puzzles. I just have the feeling that I need to solve this! :D

8 years ago
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This really is fiendish trickery! I have used my brain more than before, I think it is trying to guess what this is and why do I torture it. But if feels good, thank you Sir :) I think that I solved the first bunch of questions and used the given thing to some other thing. But what will I do with the new thing? Weird.

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Sounds like you have the What, now just Where to put it, eh?

8 years ago
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my head hurts even with hints

8 years ago
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Throws aspirin

8 years ago
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I am definitely stuck on Q5 of 5Ws! Why?! I just don't know!

8 years ago
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It's simple really! All you have to put is ... dial tone

8 years ago
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Solved!

8 years ago
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You're not done yet!

8 years ago
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I searched and i think i found 3 "things", but now.... bah this is driving me nuts! I can't find the questions! XD

Are we looking for some code that leads to some website that will show us that it's too hard, and then we give up? (coff. . . coff) Or should i give up just now? Because i'm certainly not a genius. ^.^

I already tried things that involved converting certain things and making equations with it! Please just kill mehh! (or slap me multiple times and then tell me that it's very simple this first part) XD

I burned my brain in this tonight. . . i'll go recharge now. . . tomorrow I attack again. . . or maybe not XD

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Nah ... some parts are simple, but others are complicated. I didn't want it to be too easy.

8 years ago
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i officially give up. I can't even find the questions, i must be really dumb. XD

gl all

8 years ago
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No ... giving up is not an option! The penalty is life in prison with the Annoying Orange as your cell mate!

8 years ago
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This puzzle is a great way to break my mind! Tried thinking it through the first 5 hours, then started banging my head into the wall for yet another hour without any success. After that I tried figuring it out without thinking, which got me just as far as thinking did!
Either way I'll assume that it's a real puzzle and not just a way to mess with people, and continue trying to figure it out tomorrow morning!

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I already made the GAs for it, and I spent hours thinking about what to do. So, no, I don't think this is just to mess with people. (Or is it?)

8 years ago
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Alright, I edited the ITH puzzles a bit to make them more clear, I also found an error in one of the questions so I fixed that, hopefully you guys can solve it now!

I promise I won't make these puzzles at 2 am ever again!

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Oh now it worked! Now I'm only stuck on Q5. Why?

8 years ago
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Why oh why can't I?

It is a bit different than the other questions isn't it?

8 years ago
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Yes, and I see I'm the only one who's still stuck. :P

8 years ago
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Not the ONLY one, there's 17 players so far that I know about and only 7 have solved.

8 years ago
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On the 5 W's puzzle I was the only one. Now there are 9 players and 7 solvers.

8 years ago
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You're the only one left again.

8 years ago
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Yep that's what I just replied to tso184. xD

8 years ago
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Status Report: We're about 12 hrs in, only a handful have found the How puzzle, most of which have solved it. It doesn't appear anyone knows what to do with it yet.

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I would also like to point out that you can help each other! I'm not disallowing it, I encourage it in fact!

8 years ago
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will have to wait for a (more helpful) hint on Q5 on where

8 years ago
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Seeing as Where is supposed to be the easiest part.

Think: not heterosexual talking devices (but as one word)

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And suddenly a light at the end of the tunnel. Survivors are starting to appear. We still don't know if they won or lost, but at least they are alive.

8 years ago
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I'm considering making the Where ITH easier to find, cause I intended for it to be the easiest part. Might make it so you don't have to SOLVE the How ITH, but you will still have to find it. :P

EDIT: My friend made some GAs for the event for me and he's complaining that not enough people will find them.

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13 people found the How, 7 people found the Where. Only 12 hours have passed. Impatience :P

8 years ago
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I know ... but the Where GAs aren't all that great. Those GAs are mostly just the gateway to my whitelist ... if you have the What that is.

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Just started a while ago. So far good, but right now thinking about the Where. Maybe I'm out of brain capacity from the other stuff :D

8 years ago
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I've been told this was easier than Mecorx's puzzle, so I'm sure you can do it!

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I'm at work right now (not with the puzzle, my "real" work :D), but I looked it over and got an idea - bam! Only need to figure out that Where Q5 that everyone else was having trouble with.

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I'm sure you'll get it eventually. :P

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Thanks for having faith in me :D I'll give it another go soon, when I have less to do at work.

Tried a few things that I thought could have been a match, but they weren't. I've read all the hints, but not sure what to make of them so far (even "decoding" the "encrypted" hint didn't really point me in any direction) . Everything else went smooth :)

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Sounds like you may have passed Step 2 and found the What, just looking for the Where?

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Exactly. I am (or, at least I like to think I am - it all seems to have worked out very well) done with everything except the last of the five W:s of the Where (Why) - the same that everyone else got stuck on :D

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Yeah, that one was a lot trickier than I anticipated.

8 years ago
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Finally got it :D

8 years ago
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Woot!

8 years ago
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Aaand I'm back at being the only one stuck. lol

8 years ago
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It was a hard one, but not impossible. I read the already available hints again and gave it another go.

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I'm trying to find the connection in the hints but I just can't see it.

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It's there, just keep looking!

8 years ago
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i am exactly here now. Found all puzzles, solved how and what, stuck on q5 where. I'm probably WAY overthinking this one, tried a lot, but alas: no success yet.

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Closed 8 years ago by mushclone298.