You need a better plan than that. If he's not an idiot he will keep his phone turned off during the night after the first 1-3 calls he will get during the night. Just make sure every call is worth it. Have one of your girl friends talk to him.
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They range in price between about uhh, 100 bucks and 250 bucks, if you're looking for a used one. Brand new in store is around 350 bucks at best, which is way above what I'd pay for a freaking phone.
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Step 1:
Take this piece of dialog from the movie Taken
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
(or similar text from similar movies to kidnappers)
Step 2:
Run it through the bad translator or similar site.
Step 3:
Use translation site to turn the result into something vaguely resembling your own language.
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Holy shit, thanks man. Totally doing that with an arabian accent.
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I tried the first line from a song that popped into my head, 'Hello, I love you' by 'The Doors', set it to use Bing, 8 translations, random translation order.
Original text:
"Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?"
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Hello, I love you, it means my name?"
Then I decided to run the same phrase through it again, but this time I set it to translate 18 times, for science!
Result - "Can you tell me your name, how do I do it?"
27 times - "Hello, I love you, please don't tell me your name, please?"
35 times - "Name LOL?"
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Hardy har hahaha:
Original text:
"Welcome to hell. Enjoy your stay and avoid the pits of burning lava. We will slice your brain of unneeded particles for our evil machine and create the demons we need to envelope humanity in the joys of sin and unholiness. "
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Welcome to hell. Enjoy a pleasant rest and avoid propalovaly lava. This will reduce our bad seeds, it is not necessary for the brain, and we should make of the demons of mankind from sin and pleasure, what is not Holy subsidies. "
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Original text:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nigh"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Please note that I'm not sure if I want to. I don't know if you are looking for. I think this is unique in the game."
Haha, I died
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As a responsible adult I must warn you this could be considered stalking, which could bring you troubles on your head.
Also wanted to note he actually might be clever scammer who "stolen identity" of innocent victim.
But as me, since you wrote somewhere you know his home address, I would think about ordering some male strippers :P
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IMO still the best idea of a prank call, if you aren't like me, who'd burst out laughing right in the middle:
Tom Mabe FBI telemarketer
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I'll have to go and do it in person tomorrow, the bank allows chargebacks within 40 days.
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Nah, he's hungarian, he probably won't even understand it. Man I wish I could do that.
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Don't worry, I can reverse my transfer to the guy who did it, so nothing is lost. Long story short, I was about to get a Samsung Galaxy S2 for a ridicoulously low price, and knowing the risks, I transferred my money first. Now a few days later it turns out he's a scammer, and that I probably found the best candidate for victim of my phony phone calls :D
Well, it's too bad I won't record them or anything since it's hungarian, and not a lot of people will care, but 2 weeks from now I'll work at a night shift, and I plan on calling him every hour of the night, every day. Now, why am I posting it here then? Well to ask for ideas of course! What kind of calls should I make? I have a few in store like "Sir, your mormon disco ball cannot be shipped to your house" and other more lame stuff like that, but if anyone has a few ideas then it'll be great to hear. I'll keep you posted about the results of this, hopefully I can drive him mad.
Thanks in advance,
Ze Fairy.
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