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Yeah, speeds up the whole pregnancy and gets the baby out right away. Works like a charm!
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Hey these are really good too...
Oh, wait a little late for those isn't it.
Well, you could always try this. It's on sale too!!!
On a side note... Is there anything Amazon doesn't sale ffs?
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I think Reddit communities that have to do with parenting would be a better option for you to get advice (lots of people who are parents post around there and they're usually nice, plus the fact that they're actually communities dedicated to that, not games, like SG). They're also a good starting point for any books and other resources you may need or want.
EDIT: Oh, and congratulations!
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Well next time control your Nepture "King of the Sea Monster in your pants" (Found that on your profile XD)
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Hijacking second comment.
Mate - congrats!
Please take care of her. This is a new journey you both gonna take, but she handles most of it.
There might be time she will need your help more than ever, please be there for her.
You might discover a new girlfriend inside of her. A one with hormones. Don't panic, it's only hormones. They will affect her reactions, such as: obsessive crying, getting upset, being impatient and etc. This is another type of support she will need.
I suggest you both do some reading from some pro books about the pregnancy process, the giving birth process and parenting. Don't consult about that with some unprofessional forums.
Last but not least, Welcome to a new step in your life. This is a magical step. We all go through it, it is hard, but is very rewarding.
Enjoy your kids! Kids = happiness.
(P.S. Take Adler courses! Parenting is a profession... This was my mentor: http://www.parentingwithpeleg.com/about.html)
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yeah when my lady was preggo she cried that we couldnt have taco bell one night. have her take Prenatal Vitamins and Vitamin D3 5000mg once a day the D3 helps the process of using calcium. it is very fun my daughter is 4 months old, GET YOUR SLEEP NOW!!!
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I think people are misreading the OP's post. Baby was planned. He's just a bit overwhelmed and is seeking parenting advice.
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Asking a gaming forum where the large majority of users are young virgin males for relationship advice isn't the smartest thing. Then again I guess neither is knocking up your girlfriend.
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Had no idea most gamers were young virgin males, I thought that was just the losers
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Aren't those vending machine/truck stop condoms that price (50c)? Wouldn't trust those.
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It was poorly thought out, not trolling. Chillax, man.
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It's not a child yet. It's a bunch of cells that is the very definition of parasite.
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What primary school did you go to? Clearly not one that actually taught science. It's not a human being. It's not a child. It's a bunch of cells that parasitically feeds from the mother until it grows into a child. It may have the DNA, but that doesn't make it a person. Not yet.
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Are you fucking kidding me? You're the one who believes that a couple of hundred cells in a ball is a human and you accuse me of ideology?
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^ this.
It's not an ideology to think a just-fertilised egg is no more than a bunch of cells. That's fact. It is, rather, quite a strong ideology to decide, for yourself, to see it as / call it a person.
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Holy shit youre right D: YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER. Its his own fault XD
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You didnt see your dick before that? And actually its not a profit! Now yo ucant go to school, have to get a job, tell your parents, raise it, and care for it! Youre fucked! TWICE! nice :D
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Perform a Hail Mary.
"A "Hail Mary" is a last ditch effort to NOT become a father you try your absolutely hardest to sound sincere. You tell the girl: You really want to start a family with her, but this isn't how you had planned it. Maybe if you could wait for a few years until you have a good job so it would be better for the both of you. You absolutely see yourself together with her until the end of time but you want the timing to be right. If she were to have the abortion now, you could have the chance to make everything right and perfect.
If she agrees, you drive her *** to the abortion clinic, pay for the procedure yourself and when all is done you take her to a McDonalds for an Egg McMuffin sandwich and dump her."
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raise the child to be wiser and more responsible than you were
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You should eat hard drives now and drink JACK DANIELS.
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Well since going back in time is not an option I'd say falcon punch. Either that or eat the baby.
Also the next time she refuses to do anal ask her if she really wants to risk it again.
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Hey guys,
You may know me from such threads as spam thread or I Shaved for firstime
Thread were all joke threads, just to have fun.
This is serious.
My name is James, I'm 24 and I live in Australia.
My girlfriend foundout she was pregnant yesterday.
To be honest, I'm not here to get abused. No this is not a joke.
I would appreciate some advice on parenting. I know that as quoted by a user below "SG is filled with virgin young men", however, I thought that this might be the best place. General advice will be fine.
Yes, it was planned.
No, it will not be aborted.
No, I did not shave for the first time yesterday.
No, my cock is visible.
Thank you.
note: for anyone that said ban the op, why would the single mod on this website bother with a guy who apparently is
"trolling", when there are hundreds of giveaway abusers like these
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