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Did you at least put in a couple marked decoy candy bars in your candy pile with razors in them so that anyone who would steal the whole thing ends up with a mouth full of pain when they eat them?

What the effin eff did I just effin read?

Somehow you managed to remind me of this.

"Around the..." ah you know the rest.

I feel bad for you... You should have kept the one you caught, and calmly explained to him, that stealing like that is bad, because that means that you won't give free candy any more. If he had not stolen, you would have kept giving free candy every year.

With any luck, stuff like teaching the children about consequences will make them stop such crap.

I didn't even notice when the children who were going home to home here were I live touched my bell, since it's broken xd, I only heard them when they wen to my neighbors house.

Every year about 100+ Hispanics come around in their vans and groups of 10 kids come to my door. I have no idea where they come from but its no where near my neighborhood...not necessarily getting robbed but it sure feels like it...

I feel the tingle of the crackling sexual energy of the banhammer incoming.