So I just drank beer for the first time

and it was the ugliest thing I ever drank in my life (yes it was cold).

-Not even the slightest buzz effect after drinking half of the bottle, took me a few sips of wine to feel it.

-It tastes like ass, I wanted to puke.

I officially give this title to beer - the most overrated thing on the planet.

Wine and Champagne is much better IMO even though I think alcohol overall is overrated as hell.

BTW I'm 20 years old male.