DAFUQ JADE
come on dude, PAYDAY 2 is where it's at buddy.
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Fortunately, I'm no longer interested in this game.
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The new update reduced my cps by almost 10 million :(
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Cookies are for fat people and fat people goes to hell, so no thank you!
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Its 11pm, I'm still working and have a deadline for 6am. It's gonna be tough.
Now I'm fucking clicking a cookie. What the fuck is wrong with me.
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The last update made my ratio drop about 10Mcps =/
Well, at least now I have OVER 9000 cookies per click! :D
Any idea on what is the 42nd upgrade?
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Hovering over your link and reading the text has made me very afraid...
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i have been playing this since i found it here 4 hours ago curse you!!!1
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Jade, I doubt anyone has them all... I do know them all though ;)
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I wonder from were those Kitten upgrades came, maybe from the Factorys?
Got Kitten Workers and Kitten engineers upgrade so far.
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those are the only 2 kittens.
Kittens are unlocked at 25 and 50 achievements unlocked
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All 72 achievements as found in the game code.
Please note that I didn't bother to make it look nice.
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The clicking one also requires cheating (autoclicker) as you need to click 130 times in a second.
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I got that through regular clicking. No autoclicker required, if you're fast enough.
Edit: I'm not sure where you're getting "130 times in a second", it's just two clicks in a small time window. Here's the code:
if (new Date().getTime()-Game.lastClick<1000/250) Game.Win('Uncanny clicker');
Double edit: It's been updated again. New code:
if (new Date().getTime()-Game.lastClick<1000/200) Game.Win('Uncanny clicker');
It seems like it's getting easier, so maybe it was 130 times in a second before?
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I'll figure out if my 'easy' way works for this ;)
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I'm sorry. But I got my fiancée and chat hooked on this. And now it's just updated. Your life will never be the same again.
Edit: Save and refresh the newer version. Updated earlier to version 1.01.
Edit 2: Serious buffs ahead! Version 1.021 out! Also, from the older version, AUGH.
Edit 3: Success!
Edit 4: Version 1.028 out! Adds a whole ton of stuff, including achievements! List.
Edit 5: Version 1.031. Oh, no. The gods have forsaken us.
Edit 6: Version 1.036. Oh, my god, why. Okay, I think I'm going to test a reset, this is just brutal... 900 trillion for one upgrade.
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