Fucker wins a giveaway: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/oDfQd/dawn-of-war-franchise-pack

And now the thieving bastard is trying to sell the game: http://tinypic.com/r/e15c1d/6 http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2837961

WHAT . . . THE . . . FUCK!

Fuck you! Fuck you right in the ass. Fuck you right in the ass with a baseball bat brimming with nails. And not nice straight nails either. Nails that look like an eight year old tried to hammer them and proceeded to bend the shit out of them. And not nice shiny new nails either. These fuckers have been sitting outside for a few years and are rusted to shit. And when I am done spelunking your cornhole with this implement of torture those rusted nails are going break off and embed themselves into you. But I'm not going to leave them inside. No, I'm going to make sure we get them out using the biggest fucking MRI machine I can find. I want those shit covered rusted nail pieces to come flying out of you from every angle. Then I shall collect those rusted pieces of metal, toss them into my sock, and beat your lifeless body until that shit that you are full of paints the walls.

You are the worst of the worst you cum guzzling thundercunt and I hope they perma-ban your ass for this.

majoraustin (2 years ago*)

Inb4 perma

Did you edit that, or am I going insane? Because I could have sworn it said Prenatal before...


(2 years ago)

Dunatis (2 years ago)

Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel though? Instead of holding back like that.

Also, see rules re: calling people out, etc.

RemoteSix (2 years ago)

Delete the thread and contact support.

Yeah duh, I created a support ticket, how noobish do you think I am?


(2 years ago)

pretty fucking noobish, since you created this thread. You know, seeing as how it's against the rules and will get you suspended at least


(2 years ago)

im thinking op will be banned longer than the other guy....


(2 years ago)

Desidiosus (2 years ago)

Close this thread and create a support ticket instead.

AvidWriter (2 years ago)

Um you're risking getting yourself banned here as well. I'd report him here, on steam, post on the forums that he's won the game and he's a jerk and generally try and make his life a living hell on steam for a bit if not get him banned but this? Yea, a little much.

kha0sman (2 years ago)

Shit happens, I hope your support ticket gets his ass banned

Thuzard (2 years ago)

"You are the worst of the worst you cum guzzling thundercunt and I hope they perma-ban your ass for this." oh the irony

CEO (2 years ago)


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illidari (2 years ago)

I enjoyed the read. Made me smile :)

NGPriest (2 years ago*)

More SS's?

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what, did you fail to read what everyone else in the thread was saying, or you just want to keep OP company in suspension-land?


(2 years ago)

Nope, just other SS's to add to the support thread :p

They forgot to add the game inventory :p


(2 years ago*)

well if Raiden's cool with it, then whatever. I just thought that posting screenshots of a user like that in a public thread would constitute calling out.


(2 years ago)

Sparkle (2 years ago)

Enjoy your suspension.

Raiden (Support) (2 years ago)

He's done.

What about the offending user? :S


(2 years ago)

I'm working on it. I have to make sure he'll feel the punishment in his/her loins.

Raiden (Support)

(2 years ago)

barash (2 years ago)


Totally worth it, well done :)

KiLLLLeR150 (2 years ago)

While bad of him, a hilarious read for me.

This topic is now closed.