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SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTALS - BEST GAME EVER! €1.49 - BUY NOW!

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miva2

DUDES!
I'm disappointed by the lack of SOTMC giveaways this year!

THIS GAME IS SO AWESOME YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF TO START A NEW LIFE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE SOTMC FROM THE MOMENT YOU ARE BORN!

Only €1.49 on steam now! Get it now before you miss this chance!
That's like infinite life changing fun for the price of half a sandwich!
Look on that store page! Do you see a line that reads "ponies not included"?
NO!
THEY ARE INCLUDED!
PONIES ALL YOU WANT!

To seek the favor of the Gods I will now share among you these godly creations!

Cthulhu Saves the World - Cthulhu is obviously a horse!
Thomas Was Alone - Thomas doesn't know the company of a quadruped
Lone Survivor: The Director's Cut - Equines survive

May this summon forth more Secrets Of The Magic Crystals!

Enjoy your days of ritual!

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ColbyTheDog

Oh pls. Bad rats > this shit. Btw why don't you own it?

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RayOT

+1

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miva2

Too awesome for me. The gods haven't blessed me that much yet.

Money can buy you the game, but it can't buy you happiness.

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Luxy

There are people out there who don't own SOTMC?!?!!?!? Impossible...

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YourCat

i don't and im proud of it, i can't have a unicorn barn

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Luxy

You poor fool, how you must suffer and you don't even know it...

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miva2

I suffer greatly from the lack of such magnificence.

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Sewaz

Pffft

BARBIE™ MASTERRACE

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Luxy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I've never begged for a game but if there is a trace of goodness in anyone here, gift me this game!!!
(Dear mods, I do hope that you realize that this is a joke. Love, Luxy)

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miva2

AMAZING!!

How can such godly creation descend upon our mortal world?!!

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vrekstok

How is it possible that it's got almost a thousand positive reviews? Lol.
A lot of bronies I guess...

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ET3D

Great reviews, too!

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ReevoXFR

OMFG. I just find that I already have it! <3 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MOM NOW I CAN BE THE HORSE YOU WANTED ME TO BE

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miva2

THE GODS HAVE CHOSEN YOU MY SON! NOW RIDE INTO THE NIGHT AND DELIGHT!

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ET3D

I'm sorry I already bought it in the past, because the complete package is just $2 and that includes a colouring book and other fun stuff.

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faboitas

i always thought that no one wanted those games because there were enough of them on children games websites and facebook, mostly facebook...

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rade0n

In my country this is equal to the price of a whole sandwich!

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PLAYER8

Not to complain or anything but I was sorely disappointed to not see a SOTMC giveaway in this thread. Oh well, I guess next year..

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miva2

me too

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