(Closed) Licensed steam key checker

67 Comments - Created by gzga11 2 years ago

Hello people, my name is Borat McScrotum also known as M.D. Borat McScrotum!

As the title states,i'm a licensed steam key checker,if u dont believe me this is my diploma: http://imgur.com/kW00M

I know what you're thinking: "But Borat how did you get that diploma?" Its easy,i talked to people in valve and they gave me that diploma after 300 hours of eating,drinking,sitting and playing pc,yes i think too that it is very hard to earn this diploma AND IT IS!

So,what i do is simple,you give me a steam code in this thread and i check it!

Simple as that!

EDIT. (some of the keys may not want to return to their owners so i keep them,why? because im a licensed steam key checker!)

Hanneman213 (2 years ago)

Omg, I admit that I laughed :(

aqnickdan3 (2 years ago)

F4L2Z-YQ5K8-ZPK9M

Cool, Deus Ex Human Revolution. I asked for this.

Kyithios

(2 years ago)

DreamDrop (2 years ago)

Could you please check my key? LOLWT-FTRYH-ARDER??

gzga11 (2 years ago)

GUYS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE,YOU'RE BELOVED CODES ARE NOT WILLING TO TALK TO ME,WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEE!

Scorcher24 (2 years ago)

Scammer

Just pointing out the obvious.

You're shitting me right? How is this a scam? It must be legit he has a diploma duh.

ForTheHorde

(2 years ago)

NOOOO,i have the diploma,did you not see? its up there,its an imgur link,gooo,check it out!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

yeah and it's got a signature - can't fake that (it would be illegal or something and you can get a ticket)
I've been hoping for a way to check those keys - yer aww-sum, boardrash

jbwyatt1

(2 years ago*)

Noctis149 (2 years ago)

We should sticky you. I trust all of my spare keys, they will never leave me for someone else, you can examine them to your hearts content.

DreamDrop (2 years ago)

My key is invalid? Damn, and here I thought I won Skyrim....ok this key, please check it Mr.Peni- I mean Scrotum - SD3F1-GHPLO-XGTFO

NNNOOOUUUHHH,you threated him bad and he (code) doesnt even want to talk to me,what have you doneeeee?

gzga11

(2 years ago)

NNNOOOOUUUUHHH, THIS CAN'T BE REAL? TIZIT?

DreamDrop

(2 years ago)

IT IS! The code doesnt want to respond to my threatment,shame on YOU!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

FAK THIS, BAN.AVI, open this file for INFINAT BAN CUZ U HAZ LOST UR DIPLOMA SIRE, I mean Scrotum.

DreamDrop

(2 years ago)

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU HOW COULD YOU DONE THIS? oh wait my diploma is stil here muahahahahahahahahahaha!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Spills water on gzga11's PC/Laptop and burns him Oops, rest in burns my friend....rest in burns.

DreamDrop

(2 years ago)

NOUP,my pc is waterproof,i bought it that way,but now,i cant open it :(!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Nukes gzga11 off the face of the Earth, THE END

DreamDrop

(2 years ago)

nope im a cat bug,im radioactive and sh!t you know?

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Universe disappears leaving only a tiny dot of gas

DreamDrop

(2 years ago)

NOPE,im a gassy cat bug,you see? and i have a diploma!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

beep23 (2 years ago)

Horrible joke.

DuckyDuck (2 years ago)

seems extremly legit

its legit,i have a diploma,did you see it? its up there.

gzga11

(2 years ago)

+100 to credibility

QUISS

(2 years ago)

KaneTheBigRed (2 years ago)

I sent my skyrim keys

hellinperson (2 years ago)

He must be legit. I belive him.

Kibbles (2 years ago)

so this is like the equivalent of guys who give free breast examinations at the bar?

DuckyDuck (2 years ago)

checked key, works fine

you see man,its all legit and sh!t!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

i mean,i have a diploma,that means im legit!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

You can swear on the internet.

Yatterman

(2 years ago)

Nope i can't, thats not legit and sh!t you know?

gzga11

(2 years ago)

ruready12 (2 years ago)

Best. Thread. Ever.

yeah,i have a diploma,you know? its legit brah,its legit because i have a diploma,you see? i mean i cannot fake a diploma right?

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Genaro525 (2 years ago)

get a life dude

He has a diploma he doesn't need a life.

ForTheHorde

(2 years ago)

i already have one,actualy,im a cat i have 9 lifes,MEOW :3!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

He has a life! He studies hard and is now a LICENSED STEAM KEY CHECKER!

ruready12

(2 years ago)

vasilisa (2 years ago)

gzga11 I bought this key on Green Man Gaming could you check it (Max Payne 3) IFUCK-SYOUR-MUMMY

I see what you did there...

ruready12

(2 years ago*)

nope doesnt work,try this: UMAD-BROD-EEON

gzga11

(2 years ago)

I was surprised when it did not work but now you are a person with a diploma Confirm this, thank you very much and I have another key just for you YOURM-OTHER-HAPPY

vasilisa

(2 years ago)

nope doesnt work,try this: YOUS-TILL-MADB-ROLL

gzga11

(2 years ago)

send my 2 keys .... Gabe Newell, and he will give you a second diploma

vasilisa

(2 years ago*)

Qrkus (2 years ago)

Seems legit.

Memoir (2 years ago)

This really works. Like honestly. I've used like 5 codes on it now.

notbeingsarcasticatallright?

Man,you threat your codes like virgins,you save them and then when they are 18 years old,you forget about them,you know? btw i have a diploma,u saw that?!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Nope. I tl;dr'd the thread and went straight to the sarcastic comments.

Memoir

(2 years ago)

JohnGamerITA (2 years ago)

I'm licensed Gabe Newell...

oh damn,hello master,thanks for that diploma!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Cha0sSt0rm (2 years ago)

This is 100% legit.

Try my key: D4FU6-TY4TH-E5C4M

hey man cool,groovy code,bit old but hes not the one who bites the dust!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Miklas (2 years ago)

6EJWC-V20Z0-PXEQH

Have this for your hard work

=p I already have this but thx

ForTheHorde

(2 years ago)

oh man,the code is a bit alien-ish but its cool,you know? just like my diploma,and indiana jones 4,aliens and sh!t bro!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

you're my hero

Miklas

(2 years ago)

I know,i do have a diplona,you see? its right there,up in the top you know?

gzga11

(2 years ago)

Raiden (Support) (2 years ago)

Thanks for the giveaway but i don't think it's my cup of tea

sorry man,thanks for tryng!

gzga11

(2 years ago)

capeta (2 years ago)

Y0uR-S0u7-4rMy-FluT3
if it dont work, try again harder x:

gzga11 (2 years ago)

guys,i need to sleep,yes even licensed steam key checkers need to do that,oh wait im the only one,my son will have that gift too,good night people!

IFUCK-SYOUR-SON

vasilisa

(2 years ago)

I admit that this thread was under a bad star from the beginning, but what you did is just rude.

TheDopefish

(2 years ago)

Gaycowboy (2 years ago)

Many threads like this that aren't funny just a desperate attempt :V

Vertunicle (2 years ago)

Here check this one please! AR3Y0-UK1DD-1NGM3?

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