(Closed) Licensed steam key checker

67 Comments - Created by gzga11 1 year ago

Hello people, my name is Borat McScrotum also known as M.D. Borat McScrotum!

As the title states,i'm a licensed steam key checker,if u dont believe me this is my diploma: http://imgur.com/kW00M

I know what you're thinking: "But Borat how did you get that diploma?" Its easy,i talked to people in valve and they gave me that diploma after 300 hours of eating,drinking,sitting and playing pc,yes i think too that it is very hard to earn this diploma AND IT IS!

So,what i do is simple,you give me a steam code in this thread and i check it!

Simple as that!

EDIT. (some of the keys may not want to return to their owners so i keep them,why? because im a licensed steam key checker!)

Hanneman213 (1 year ago)

Omg, I admit that I laughed :(

aqnickdan3 (1 year ago)

F4L2Z-YQ5K8-ZPK9M

Cool, Deus Ex Human Revolution. I asked for this.

Kyithios

(1 year ago)

DreamDrop (1 year ago)

Could you please check my key? LOLWT-FTRYH-ARDER??

gzga11 (1 year ago)

GUYS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE,YOU'RE BELOVED CODES ARE NOT WILLING TO TALK TO ME,WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEE!

Scorcher24 (1 year ago)

Scammer

Just pointing out the obvious.

You're shitting me right? How is this a scam? It must be legit he has a diploma duh.

ForTheHorde

(1 year ago)

NOOOO,i have the diploma,did you not see? its up there,its an imgur link,gooo,check it out!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

yeah and it's got a signature - can't fake that (it would be illegal or something and you can get a ticket)
I've been hoping for a way to check those keys - yer aww-sum, boardrash

jbwyatt1

(1 year ago*)

Noctis149 (1 year ago)

We should sticky you. I trust all of my spare keys, they will never leave me for someone else, you can examine them to your hearts content.

DreamDrop (1 year ago)

My key is invalid? Damn, and here I thought I won Skyrim....ok this key, please check it Mr.Peni- I mean Scrotum - SD3F1-GHPLO-XGTFO

NNNOOOUUUHHH,you threated him bad and he (code) doesnt even want to talk to me,what have you doneeeee?

gzga11

(1 year ago)

NNNOOOOUUUUHHH, THIS CAN'T BE REAL? TIZIT?

DreamDrop

(1 year ago)

IT IS! The code doesnt want to respond to my threatment,shame on YOU!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

FAK THIS, BAN.AVI, open this file for INFINAT BAN CUZ U HAZ LOST UR DIPLOMA SIRE, I mean Scrotum.

DreamDrop

(1 year ago)

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU HOW COULD YOU DONE THIS? oh wait my diploma is stil here muahahahahahahahahahaha!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Spills water on gzga11's PC/Laptop and burns him Oops, rest in burns my friend....rest in burns.

DreamDrop

(1 year ago)

NOUP,my pc is waterproof,i bought it that way,but now,i cant open it :(!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Nukes gzga11 off the face of the Earth, THE END

DreamDrop

(1 year ago)

nope im a cat bug,im radioactive and sh!t you know?

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Universe disappears leaving only a tiny dot of gas

DreamDrop

(1 year ago)

NOPE,im a gassy cat bug,you see? and i have a diploma!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

beep23 (1 year ago)

Horrible joke.

DuckyDuck (1 year ago)

seems extremly legit

its legit,i have a diploma,did you see it? its up there.

gzga11

(1 year ago)

+100 to credibility

QUISS

(1 year ago)

KaneTheBigRed (1 year ago)

I sent my skyrim keys

hellinperson (1 year ago)

He must be legit. I belive him.

Kibbles (1 year ago)

so this is like the equivalent of guys who give free breast examinations at the bar?

DuckyDuck (1 year ago)

checked key, works fine

you see man,its all legit and sh!t!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

i mean,i have a diploma,that means im legit!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

You can swear on the internet.

Yatterman

(1 year ago)

Nope i can't, thats not legit and sh!t you know?

gzga11

(1 year ago)

ruready12 (1 year ago)

Best. Thread. Ever.

yeah,i have a diploma,you know? its legit brah,its legit because i have a diploma,you see? i mean i cannot fake a diploma right?

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Genaro525 (1 year ago)

get a life dude

He has a diploma he doesn't need a life.

ForTheHorde

(1 year ago)

i already have one,actualy,im a cat i have 9 lifes,MEOW :3!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

He has a life! He studies hard and is now a LICENSED STEAM KEY CHECKER!

ruready12

(1 year ago)

vasilisa (1 year ago)

gzga11 I bought this key on Green Man Gaming could you check it (Max Payne 3) IFUCK-SYOUR-MUMMY

I see what you did there...

ruready12

(1 year ago*)

nope doesnt work,try this: UMAD-BROD-EEON

gzga11

(1 year ago)

I was surprised when it did not work but now you are a person with a diploma Confirm this, thank you very much and I have another key just for you YOURM-OTHER-HAPPY

vasilisa

(1 year ago)

nope doesnt work,try this: YOUS-TILL-MADB-ROLL

gzga11

(1 year ago)

send my 2 keys .... Gabe Newell, and he will give you a second diploma

vasilisa

(1 year ago*)

Qrkus (1 year ago)

Seems legit.

Memoir (1 year ago)

This really works. Like honestly. I've used like 5 codes on it now.

notbeingsarcasticatallright?

Man,you threat your codes like virgins,you save them and then when they are 18 years old,you forget about them,you know? btw i have a diploma,u saw that?!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Nope. I tl;dr'd the thread and went straight to the sarcastic comments.

Memoir

(1 year ago)

JohnGamerITA (1 year ago)

I'm licensed Gabe Newell...

oh damn,hello master,thanks for that diploma!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Cha0sSt0rm (1 year ago)

This is 100% legit.

Try my key: D4FU6-TY4TH-E5C4M

hey man cool,groovy code,bit old but hes not the one who bites the dust!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Miklas (1 year ago)

6EJWC-V20Z0-PXEQH

Have this for your hard work

=p I already have this but thx

ForTheHorde

(1 year ago)

oh man,the code is a bit alien-ish but its cool,you know? just like my diploma,and indiana jones 4,aliens and sh!t bro!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

you're my hero

Miklas

(1 year ago)

I know,i do have a diplona,you see? its right there,up in the top you know?

gzga11

(1 year ago)

Raiden (Support) (1 year ago)

Thanks for the giveaway but i don't think it's my cup of tea

sorry man,thanks for tryng!

gzga11

(1 year ago)

capeta (1 year ago)

Y0uR-S0u7-4rMy-FluT3
if it dont work, try again harder x:

gzga11 (1 year ago)

guys,i need to sleep,yes even licensed steam key checkers need to do that,oh wait im the only one,my son will have that gift too,good night people!

IFUCK-SYOUR-SON

vasilisa

(1 year ago)

I admit that this thread was under a bad star from the beginning, but what you did is just rude.

TheDopefish

(1 year ago)

Gaycowboy (1 year ago)

Many threads like this that aren't funny just a desperate attempt :V

Vertunicle (1 year ago)

Here check this one please! AR3Y0-UK1DD-1NGM3?

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