FIRST CASE OF EBOLA IN THE US. I ALREADY WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BOUGHT BOES AND BOXES OF FOOD AND STOCKED P LIKE A YEARS WORTH OF WATER AND CANS. I WENT TO WALMART AND RILES AND AMMO WERE ALREADY SOLD OUT! I'M GONNA OCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND WAIT IT OUT.

How are yo preparing for the Ebola Apocalypse?

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Cool story, bro.

9 years ago
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stock up i need someone to rob in case i run out :)))

9 years ago
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Ummm.. already stocked for zombie apocalypse duh. If you waited this long its too late for you. Stupid people are zombie food waiting to happen.

9 years ago
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Relax, /pol/ has made sure ebola can only kill black people

9 years ago
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My hair is black

9 years ago
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Cut the hair off and you will be fine.

9 years ago
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You see krzychu1990eg's avatar down there? That's how my hair is right now. Ain't no way I'm cutting that jose.

9 years ago
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ebola killed an spanish missionary

9 years ago
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Because his hispanic blood.

9 years ago
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Well I'm fucked..

9 years ago
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i just have beers, nothing more needed

9 years ago
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Jest piwo jest impreza :) haha

9 years ago
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By visiting Steamgifts. SG is all I need.

9 years ago
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man, thats .. sad

9 years ago
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You must have an interesting life... or not.

9 years ago
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People really should get more info before get panic geez....

9 years ago
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For what? It's good bussiness, many companies can sell stocks because people are naive.

9 years ago
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Building a shrine as we speak.
Remember to tell Ebola-chan you love her or you'll get it too.
Love her.

9 years ago
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Do you have more space for me under your bed?

9 years ago
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I'm happy turning into an Ebola zombie.
It's the next step in human evolution. They are our biological superiors.

9 years ago
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Good luck, Ebola-chan!

9 years ago
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don't worry, they are still testing it in Africa. Many more viruses they are about to create as well, so don't worry.

9 years ago
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Wot? No ebola giveaway here?

9 years ago
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you wanna die .. ? :D
Free Ebola in Africa .. xD

9 years ago
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yeah, but its region locked :/

9 years ago
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You just need to install from the region once then you can play it anywhere.

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lol

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:-D

9 years ago
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Barbara, pack the bags, we're leaving!

9 years ago
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I'm safe, I never go out!

9 years ago
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Thanks for Ebola...er Skyrim

9 years ago
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I'm not from the US.

9 years ago
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kk

9 years ago
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Ebola has been killing people in Africa for years now... o_O

This thread is at least 20 years too late. lol

9 years ago
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Should've gone to Specsavers.

9 years ago
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I can't go to Specsavers. :(

I don't have a passport. o_O

9 years ago
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maybe in the usa they didn't know about africa

9 years ago
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Ebola "Exists in Your Account"! >_<

OH NOES! o_O

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Remember that the doctors that claim to be trying to help you are really vampires that only want to steal every last drop of your precious disease-blood.

9 years ago
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We were always think that zombie apocalypse is going to kill us, well, we were not very far from truth, in last experiments to find cure for ebola there was incident, and instead of cure for Ebola, scientists made poison that turns ebola infected person into zombie ebola infected, be prepared they are coming for you.

Many agencies trying to hide this from public but it is only matter of time.

9 years ago
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better start praising ebola-sama
Heretics will face the wrath of her
Godspeed anon

9 years ago
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We already have one sick person in a special clinic here in Hamburg, so iam stockpiled also. xD

9 years ago
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Correct me if I am wrong only way Ebola travel is via saliva and sex. It is through education that we will 99% survive this widespread.

9 years ago
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Yeah but not sex ed

9 years ago
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Sadly, the religious control a lot of the school boards in the US and they believe and try to enforce, abstinence only... Which has been proven over and over to be worse than no sex ed at all...

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Any bodily fluids, actually. This would include coughing, as saliva escapes then in tiny amounts. In a crowded place like a city, this would be dreadful. So remember guys, wash your hands and get your checkups. Other people won't immediately go to a doctor, and when they do, it'll already have started to spread among the populous.

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I would avoid that, going to a doctors that is...its a virus hive.

At least in NYC...

9 years ago
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It would also include the projectile vomiting of blood~

9 years ago
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As NanasakiSai says, it's through any bodily fluid. You sneeze into your hands and touch the doorknob to go into the bathroom? That might be a contamination hazard right there. Of course I have no idea how long the virus remains viable in that state.

9 years ago
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Does this mean I have to stop smearing my semen onto your door handles? :(

9 years ago
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So I'm safe until someone spits on me, good.

9 years ago
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And we can not import Ebola due to sanctions. Life is so unfair ^(

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damn i forget HOW does it works? how insert links? ((

9 years ago
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