The T-Rex and the Vera-raptor
T-Rex hated being alone,
But he could never make a girl moan.
He had small arms,
That could not please a girls charms,
Until he met Vera-raptor,
With the tiny-saur stature,
Little and large was always frowned up,
Until he stamped on her Dad and Mum,
Now they are together,
With hopes its forever,
Never underestimate the power of Forrbiden Dinosaur romance,
The only thing stronger than a Bromance.
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A Haiku about Steam trading :D
Edit: Scratch that. Make a poem about big pink dinosaurs eating yellow dressers while jumping on an invisible number 2.
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Big Pink Dinosaurs;
Eating yellow dressers why?
They can't see a number 2.
EDIT: I read this as a Haiku incorporating all your themes, hence why the above is so bad! Jumping on an Invisible number 2 was more than 7 syllables so I panicked! haha
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Titties and Beer.
Have you ever tried to unlock the mysteries of a bra drunk?
She once asked me if I'd taken the same vow as a monk.
I wanted them unsheathed,
A quest that I had bequeathed.
A quest that's still pending,
A task neverending.
Titties and Beer, a drink best served sober.
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I imagined this as a Skyrim-esque tale. Clowns, Jesters and Bards sing the song of the Battle of Snailstance during the Light of the Shellmoon Shallister.
Samstar, oh yay! His silver starry trail into battle led the way.
Oh Yay! Oh yay! The Dark Knight of Snailstance stood soley in his way.
Twenty yards they stood apart, a mere 3 weeks march. Oh yay! Oh yay! Our hero Samster's proud march!
When they finally met, their shells in regret, as the greatest warriors met their fate. A giant Nike Air Max, crushed the dreams of a nation.
Oh Yay, Oh Yay! The battle of Snailstance gave us a new Villain to to hate. The dastardly shoe belonging to you, Satan of the snaillands.
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If God is a woman, she'll have a beard.
If beards where you, I wish I was you U2.
It's not a Beautiful Day when you don't have a beard.
Bono's one redeeming feature was when he had a beard.
Bono think's he's God, I don't know why this turned into a U2 hatred poem....I like beards.
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O! Spaghetti Monster, hallowed by thy bowl.
Thy flying's fun, I want you in my tum. On Earth tum means belly.
Give me today my meatball stew but forgive me for using tins.
As I'll forgive those who serve me tinned food and not use it against them.
Lead me not into the temptation of eating you. Delivery boys are not evil.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. THE END.
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Evil cats trying to defeat a flubber monster in a volcano :p
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Try something about a thief being caught redhanded, if you have time ;)
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The Jolly Rover waves his flag like a jolly roger on his merry way.
Looking for people, rats, cats, bats, a horse anything on his merry course.
The reality sets in, he will never win.
The mission is for him to never return, bloody robots, we'll never learn.
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Cut my bloody finger on a bloody spoon.
Blinded my bloody left eye looking at the bloody moon.
Lost my bloody voice, humming a bloody tune.
Looking to end this bloody poem, too bloody soon.
Bloody this and bloody that, bloody miss my bloody flat.
Bloody dog is howling at the bloody TV.
Bloody teachers marking my bloody rubbish test.
Can't be arsed changing the same old bloody vest.
Bloody mistakes, bloody ball aches.
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The Ball Game
Sitting in my pyjamas and playing video games,
Met this cute girl who didn't have a shame,
First I were a little scared, if she had a dong,
Then I dumped her,cause she wouldn't stay turned on..!!!
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I don't want to steal your thunder so...here is a song about online love that I haven't written myself and their lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
The Guild lyrics : "Do You Wanna Date My Avatar"
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
You'll never see my actual face
Our love, our love will be in virtual space
I'm craving to emote with you
So many animations I can do
Be anything you want me to be
C'mon, c'mon, and share a potion with me
Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar?
You can type commands
I've got slots for what I hold in my hands
Don't care what's in your character bank
How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank
Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
Here in cyberspace there's no disease
Pick a time, send a tell to me
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee
Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar
Single, White Human
Looking for group
My stats so high
You'll be out of the loop
Got an uber leet staff
That you can't equip
Close your mouth up
Ladies this is pure nerdnip
I'm a pixel-based fantasy
A man so stoic
I hack and slash
Who the heck's more heroic?
Check me out, cloth armor
Fits me like a glove
Just twitter a time
I'm ready for love
Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
I'm better than a real world quest
You'll touch my plus five to dexterity vest
What role do you wanna play?
I'm just a click away night or day
And if you think I'm not the one
Log off, log off and we'll be done
Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar
Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar
Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar? (do you wanna date my avatar?)
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please something about cheese. cheese needs more poems
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Ok so I'm going to be periodically bored throughout today involving a lot of travel, waiting rooms and meetings. So I need something to do, give me a theme and I'll try and write you a short Haiku, Limerick, Poem, Story to varied degrees of quality. I'm not Keates or Shakespeare but it'll keep me entertained for a few hours.
EDIT 3rd October: Ok, I am trying to go through these so everyone gets a poem but I was not expecting such an overwhelming response so It might take me a day or two to get to your poem. I'll get to you though don't worry! :) Thanks again for the kind feedback you have given.
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