Thank you.

Indeed, old jokes die hard. But some people can't see that

I want to say "I hear SG premium filters those out" but I also don't want to.

heh... I clicked this thinking that SG's was considering adding a premium membership... laughs good to know its just a joke

I never found it funny, didn't se it said that much though.

Make it a bannable offence! lol

People think they're so funny by continuing with these terrible jokes. If the joke has already been used, it's really not funny anymore. It's like that Skyrim garbage everyone used to comment. It gets real old after the first day.

Someone should change the title of this thread to "Ye Olde Serious Bidness Threade"

Maybe you can do some monetization. Create SG premium accounts. "Functionally identical but they'll cost you money"

add it to FAQ state that these thing doesnt exist.

SG, no jokes allowed.

At least SG hasn't turned to the direction of donator ranking and benefits - Contributor does not really count.

I always thought the joke was funny.

<-- Issues a ticket to thank you for Skyrim.

On a more serious note, yeah, these jokes are getting lame once practiced en masse, but this is now outright malicious if they're going to support with it.

Oh boy, i remember when last year i fabricated the story that Cult is trading his AAA games for coal (and by that i mean AC Brotherhood for 3 coals, Skyrim for 5 etc etc). People started adding him 24/7 and he was on the verge of mental breakdown, later i told him that i started the whole shenanigans and being the good sport as he is, he wasnt even mad. He even admitted later that it was pretty funny...much later

These jokes weren't even funny when they spawned years ago.

I wonder how many of these 12 year olds would enjoy zippo kitty which was quite popular on the same site!

people actually submit tickets for premium account?
i didn't know people actually fall for it.

You know I actually believed the premium account thing before but could never find anything on the site or forums explaining it so I gave up. I was fooled but I never filed a ticket about it. I'm also 33, not a young kid, just a little dumb sometimes. :)

I can't say I've ever heard of these jokes, but surely just the reading of the FAQ gave away that there wasn't a special type of account. Sounds like a bunch of kids being douches

Why would somebody bump this

gif premium pls

palmface Good job reviving this topic necros!

u should start suspending people who do jokes on sg premium.

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