How is that possible? Are you peeing when having a boner?
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Well yes I usually have a boner when I wake up and a big erhm... manhood.
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damnit, delete this post women aren't supposed to know this is possible, how am I supposed to fake an orgasm with you telling everybody you piss through a boner? established fact is this is physically impossible and I need it to stay that way because reasons.(most women don't know what to do with testicles and it isn't always pleasant but she just tries so hard)
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But we're not talking about peeing in the morning only. Most of the times I pee I don't have a boner. And it's extremely difficult to pee with a boner anyway. I just end up splashing half a toilet.
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Well I answered according to the topic "one day you wake up".Oh and I'm circumcised so I can hold from the tip and pee with a boner without splashing all over the place ^^
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That's by far the most interesting conversation I've had this year on SG :)
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Page from a manga ?
I'll raise the stakes and refer to the X-Change series of Visual Novels
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I know what you're talking about. this picture
And yeah, that would probably be my answer as well.
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For a daily dose of double standards, replace "guy" with a "girl" and try to imagine how many angry replies would be here instead
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Oh but yeah, we can agree that it's definitely funny then
Also can you link me few of these examples where i was being quite misogynist? I'm genuinely interested to see what those might be
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You still didn't list one example where i was being "quite misogynist", according to your words. Am i suppose to take from that reply that i'm now responsible for all of the comments in my previous and future topics and for all the people who tend to show the signs of general ignorance, idiocy and rude behaviour
Was dooder39 supposed to be responsible for this comment in his topic as well? After all, "i'm pretty sure" he knew what was going to happen when he opened that topic about Gameminer, right?
Also how can you be "pretty sure that i knew"? That seems like a rather bold statement. You can tell how i feel or what i think right now......or how i felt and what i thought when i opened any of my topics? Seeing that the general message of that topic flew right over your head (considering how you perceive me now) i'm not so sure about that anymore.
And since you wrote "Off the top of my head" above i took an extra effort to make the next step easier for you:
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Those are few of the most active topics which i opened in last year or so. Of course, you don't need to go through all of them or anything but i would appreciate if you could find at least one example where i was
...anything. All i'm looking for is just one firm example instead of wild assumptions and inability to see through the satire or parody related to relevent events which some of the my topics might be referencing (and i'm seriously always going out of my way to point out those connections, assuming that people won't take anything what i write as it is. Oh well, i guess i'm just overestimating the wit for most of the active SG community and i should start putting disclaimers like at the beggining of every South Park episode or any other TV show)
on a sidenote, i'm pretty sure that jade is not a female unless you know something which happened recently that i don't know
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You got offended by that? Not trying to be impertinent or anything, i'm just honestly surprised how that got your attention. For that linked comment, it was what it was. First thing i did when i saw the reply i immediately googled it to find the source, because given that user's behaviour pattern on SG, there was only one place where he could copy that from (so in a way, i kinda knew where it came from even before i googled it). It is just some shitty pseudo-intellectual quote from your average angsty tumblr user with little thought, yet many words. But what really confuses me is how what i wrote was somehow morphed into ""Oh, look, a feminist (insert a pity face smiley here) said something. I don't even know if it's funny or sad." It is a simple, dumb pseudo-intellectual comment that added nothing to the topic except maybe trying to make the creator morally superior and above the others. So i'm sorry if you find it offensive but that reply should not be taken seriously at all, just like the meaningless comment i was replying to. If that is your honest example of me being sexist or misogynist then i really don't know how to react to that, but don't take it as me being speechless or anything, it is more of a mild dissapointment (given that you read the whole topic which is even more baffling then). So with that said, i could just jump straight to your 2nd point for a bit and say yes, i would definitely agree that you might seem overprotective and tend to overanalyze insignificant things.
But if it's for any consolation, it's not just you. It is something i noticed with the last 5 years in this generation, just this huge chunk of internet population getting hypersensitive and being offended at silly things. So what does that really mean? Is there any purpose to be like that? Or is it nothing more than a simple whine?I can't even count how many times i got offended at stupid stuff on the internet and stupid people stating their opinions as facts but i only realised eventually that what i think and what my feelings are mean absolutely nothing in the end and it's not worth my time or the energy. Idiots will be idiots and there is nothing you or me can do to change that (unless you think that whinning is a sensible course of action).
And sometimes such things tend to go out of control and some perfectly normal, cute and single guys (but who are not looking for any sort of serious relationship right now) are accused of being these neanderthal woman hating jerks.
Now regrading that "why" thing....i can't really be on SG 24/7 while i have a job and other responsibilities but even with that aside, i'm not going to be held accountable for every stupid things that people write in my topic(s). Why should i get in the way of that minority of morons (although let's be fair, when it comes to my topics it's usually a 30/70 ratio of people who understand what i'm saying and the other ones just making complete fools of themselves) who will likely get themselves suspended in the end anyway. Let's pretend that my next topic is going to be about Nigella Lawson and good portion of comments will be your average "hurr durr women belong in kitchen" material. I guess that also put me in the same basket with them because "i knew" what was going to happen, right?
Also i must strongly disagree with you that being indifferent is a form of silent supporting. Think of it more as a chronic case of not-caring-at-all or whatever you wish, but i find it really insulting that you're trying to portray me here as someone sees women as something less worthy, now that's just plain mean.
Take this bit of an advice: when you see my next topic don't let your first instinct be to feel offended and make false accusations. Think of them as one of those puzzle topics that you see often here....minus the giveaways ofc. Or you you just ignore them if that's too much for you, i dunno. It's up to you really
(now let's hope that not many people will notice our conversation cause i have scheduled to open a topic next month about why women should not be allowed to be in the military and you're kinda ruining my plans here)
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"I hope senpai will notice me now. :("
You two should just get married already.
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I don't know what I am any more. I've stepped into that coffin in Dark Souls 2 too many times now.
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Except, you just said raping guys is not only okay, but ridiculous and funny. After all, there's no double standards. Thanks for being part of the problem! Honestly, that post alone makes your issues a lot clearer and deeper than any hundred I could give from xarabas.
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I know right. I would turn into a gay black genderfluid womyn tranny dragon.
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What? What genders are you talking about? Did evolution pass me by while I was passed out?
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Dude he's talking about gender, not sex. Which means transsexuals and transvestites and the like. There are only 2 sexes.
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I would be the biggest lesbian slut that the world has ever seen
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(not trying to be sexy that takes effort, just simply existing nude...you know, eat breakfast nude and streaming, play videogames nude and streaming, record taking a shit nude, streaming showers, record changing when I put on cloths to leave the house, record strip when I remove cloths upon return to house, play videogames nude and streaming, eat dinner nude and streaming, nude streaming brushing teeth, record nude sleeping, record nude doing taxes(not live so i don't stream financial info by mistake) ect. would barely affect my life at all but free money. maybe I'd wear a mask or something i donno depends on how much I cared and how worried I'd be about stalkers.)
also I'll be a lesbian because tits are awesome enough to overcome physical alterations (tits are the tits. its a tautology)
so since I'd be selling porn anyway i figure if I ask literally everybody every night(my current strategy for getting laid anyway, but ehow lesbian sex might give a better strategy) I'll find a girl willing to sign a recording release to supplement my bearbones income and put myself through college purely for the lols(I plan on being traditional so schooling serves me as a woman no real purpose if the husband is the only one getting a job. so i'll probably major in something stupid like philosophy or nutrition)
ooh and I could carry 70lbs of random shit in my purse and finally be prepared for everything at all times like the batman.
(should probably leave the gun out though, at least until I adjust to being an emotional werewolf. would hate to fuck it all up by pmsing and murdering some poor dude for holding the door.)
eventually I'll get the sads they'll stay more than 3-5 days and I'll realize I'm single(never stopped the random lesbian hookups and really didn't want to do any of the necessary footwork to trap a husband) have done nothing with my life and am approaching the age I can no longer have children. so I'll eat a ton of icecream drink a bottle of wine sleep with some random dude once(lie about the pill to steal his dna) and live off his child support as a single mother(can't have the kid finding my porn stream now can we so time to retire) once the nest is empty I'll find myself in a new (i assume higher paying due to less competition) bracket for naked pictures to pay nursinghome fees.
also and more immediately than my longterm plans and goals I'd have to deal with having way way more emotions beyond the primary 7(hungry horny bro/friendship angry sad tired and war)
i mean making hate both a standalone emotion and also a subfeeling to broness alone.... I'd be a real mess for the first few months let me tell you
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and also my metabolism would suddenly be all wonky and make me gain 5lbs from a single bowl of cereal conservation of mass be damned when with a penis I weigh 106lbs eat like 6lbs of meat every day and still can't seem to gain any mass no matter how hard I try; so that'd take some adjustment.
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freak out> check down there >freak out again > play with my new boobs > accept my new reality; from that point will be like any other day, play some videogames ,freak out about exams, study, draw something, freak out for not getting a job, play some more videogames, eat something, freak out again, fap and go to sleep...
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I would go out to my balcony and whip my dick out and pee gloriously down to the ground three stories below. Then I would probably dab it with some TP out of habit. Then I'd jiggle my balls up and down and laugh. After that, I'd take my shirt off and walk down the street to the shops because being topless isn't weird anymore. I'd buy some lunch then go home, eat it and fap. Then I'd spend the afternoon doing that thing where you swing your junk backwards and catch it between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina, then I'd snapchat everybody I know pics of my dick and balls poking out between my ass cheeks.
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+1 I would miss doing this(especially the balcony thing.) :(
(didn't even think of that at first. as a man the world is my toilet, but a woman has to wait in those baffling lines for every single toilet and worry about dribbling urine on myself every time. sure mensrooms are shit, but who even uses those when you live so close to the forest)
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I could play at all female Dota 2 tournaments and s̶̶t̶̶e̶̶a̶̶l̶̶ ̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶h̶̶e̶̶i̶̶r̶̶ ̶̶p̶̶r̶̶i̶̶z̶̶e̶̶ ̶̶m̶̶o̶̶n̶̶e̶̶y help the scene developing. ;D
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Guys just a random question...what if one day you wake up and find yourself turned into a woman (or a man if you are a girl),what will you do first and how would you spend your day...?
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