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Killer7's "God and the pigeons are one! Trust the numerous pigeons!" Hell, the whole game is one big acid trip.

Unofficial spanish translations of SNES RPGs.

And incomplete english translations for Japan-Only games usually have lots of characters from different alphabets in them.

Vin Diesel Wheelman game, basically every spanish citizen line on that game but this one is funny for me:

"Como no queda ningún Mundo Deportivo va y me intenta vender el... EL MARCA"

Video of Wheelman for the Spanish people

too lazy to translate

Because "bla bla bla" it's too mainstream knytt underground

"Nipple salads!" - Kreig: Borderlands 2

"My coffee warned me about it." - Deadly Premonition

supernatural story and all, i know, but it just seems so weird, lol

"You can't have my sperms, reptilian!" - GTA IV hobos

Basically, everything I've ever read while playing the Kingdom of Loathing.

'By meditating on your Manicotti Mandala, you can achieve oneness with the pasta which makes up the underlying structure of reality.'

Ohhhhh wowwwwwww! I'm eating my own face... - Fallout 2, junkies in Den.

People been sayin' augs equals progress... Look at me. I've been progressed right out into the street. - Deus Ex Human Revolution, a hobo in Detroit.

" ..........................." -Gordon Freeman (Half-Life 2)

"...and then I was about this vessel named Three Legged Whore" - Old Sailor from The Longest Journey.

Fallout 3 robot: "La muerte es una alternativa mejor al comunismo" in spanish version, something like "death is a better option than communism"

Quit yer cryin', sushi-dick." - bulletstorm. EDIT: actually that quote isn't weird

"all your base are belong to us" - Zero Wing english translation.

"THIS AREA IS DARK BECAUSE OUR ART DIRECTOR SAYS SILHOUETTES ARTISTIC.

AND TRENDY." - DLC QUEST

"This is no place for a horse" - Darksiders II

Because, lets face it, people, what place is not a place for a horse?!

"Shave my back and call me an elf"- Oghren (he is dwarf) from Dragon Age:Origin

METAL BAWKSES!

Seriously play Dawn of War if you haven't already. Some seriously funny and weird dialogue. Especially in Soulstorm.

"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?" - Metal Gear Solid 2

Cum hobbits, cum, but do it quickly!- Lego: Lord of the Rings.

It somehow makes sense, but why would you put it into a Lego game?!

“I am the great mighty poo, and I’m going to throw my shit at you.” - google to find out, not really weird, just funny

"It sounds like a cat having sex with a harmonica, and not the consensual kind."
"Aim for the cracks and shoot it with your hot boner"

"It's a total GoatFuck!!"
Don't remember the name of the game.

"I'm gonna skin ya, put on your face, and say Hi to your momma!" - Psycho (Borderlands)

The entire Transistor script should be thoroughly studied by a team of linguists and psychiatrists. I am sorry that I can't quote any of the gibberish that was spewed in that game, but I think my brain just managed to push all of it out somehow (yay!!!).