(It has to be a user of the forums of course )

I would pick ColbyTheDog

or more like ColbyTheGOD

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cg

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Technically we could worship cg, but:

"Let no man give keys to to CG, for who shall trouble CG with Fortix copies or irk him with the sorrows of all the Skyrims of the earth? Nor let any offer gifts to CG, for what glory shall he find in gifts or Humble Links who hath made Steamgift itself?"

So in his place, we should worship Santa. Specifically, this Santa.

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me me meow, i vow to opress and be present, just like your own personal jesus ^^

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Pick another god , u cant pick yourself you silly cat with pants

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Such are the ways of demons! To lie and mislead us! Destroying it is the only way to avoid it's influences!

BLAMS

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you cant destroy what you cant comprehend, im only a whit demon !

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HERESY!

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wat? dont you love me?

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Colby is love, Colby is mushrooms

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There is so many "characters" I couldn't just choose one.

Or me. Yeah, this would be the best answer for this question.

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THe FLying Spaghetti Monster

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All hail Xarabas! Vanquisher of all fake giveaways and champion of cv!

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Have my firstborn!

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Cough

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Jesus pls :(

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here be thy drink sire

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Real Messiahs and Gods can't pariticipate in this competition. is totally unfair for the rest.

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Probably Colby, Delta or IGotElbows.

Edit: Forgot to add SilliBird to the list

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Bobo - He's our personal version of Thor - he eeven has allmighty hammer as well!

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cg is ALREADY our god and creator.


In the beginning Cg created Steamgifts and Steamtrades. Now Steamgifts was formless and empty, the forum was empty, and Cg was hovering over his keyboard.

And Cg said, “Let there be forum replies,” and there were replies. Cg saw that the replies were good, and he separated Steamgifts from Steamtrades. Cg called a feature “Replies,” and the other he called “Estimated Win.” And there were gifts, and there were users—the first day.

And Cg said, “Let there be a limit between the giveaways to separate beggars from givers.” So Cg made the contribution value and separated the beggars from the givers. And it was so. Cg called these giveaways “CV requirement.” And there were more users, and there were giveaways—the second day.

And Cg said, “Let the users create giveaways.” And it was so. Cg called some giveaways “Private,” and the group only giveaways he called “Group Giveaway.” And Cg saw that it was good.


Copy pasting my older posts, hell yeah.

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Saved. Thanks!

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Mew2 use Psychic!!!

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Is super effective!

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I'd used to believe in CG,but after all this time I've discovered the truth: He has abandoned this land to create a better one. Residents are hand-picked by him. Only a few from here got invited and they vowed not to speak a word about it. By simply uttering a foggy promise about opening the gates to us in the future should we stay calm,he has soothed the citizens of this land into the false tranquility of everyday,unaware that this land is slowly decaying and that they were abandoned. They say that he once used his godly powers to send some of our brothers and sisters into this new land for a little while,to ensure that they they spread that waiting will be rewarded and that we remain halcyon,but while those prophets are still here,their stories are but a myth.

I have no god.

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Heresy! You shall burn in the bottomless pit of steamtrades. With demons lowballing you every moment! With fiery beggars knocking at your steam client each second! And lest naught forget the fake -reps that shall be bestowed upon thee on each breath!

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I will not fear your curse , for I have been in far worse
places; where the night and day have no meaning and one
wrong step can make your very existance not belong to
you . The truth will prevail !

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Aren't we already have a queen to worship? :P

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Maybe :0

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Oh no, don't go that way.

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I choose you ColbyTheDog!!!! Use 69 Pls attack!!!!

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sviat69 pls

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Wait, I forgot about you. Time to edit my post.

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I dunno

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kthx.

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K™ is a property of ColbyTheDog aka ColbyTheGod. Using it if you are not me, will result in you being a fag. Regards™

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The truth about ColbyTheDog/GOD
Obviously it would have to be cg the creater of the almighty steamgifts!

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I am the one and only rightful God of the SteamGifts forums.

My Commandments shall be:

  • Thou shall play only obscure idie games, and complain about anything popular until it becomes popular to complain about it. Then thou shall play it.
  • Thou shall beg for games only when the mods are all asleep.
  • Thou shall wreck havoc on thine enemies with hellfire when they have an opinion different to thine own.
  • Thou shall only create fake giveaways for AAA games.
  • Thou shall complain if you do not win at least half the giveaways thou hast entered.
  • Thou shall openly attempt to trade with any users in the forum, especially if their post/comment has nought to do with the games the currently posess.
  • Thou shall blatantly steal the work of others, and name it as your own.
  • Thou shall always double post your comments, to obtain the maximum number of comments on your profile.
  • Thou shall complain should your CV be under $30, irrespective of whether you've even given anything away at all.
  • Thou shall not create clickies. Leave the work to those who wish to view your sacred links.
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Hmmm, already thinking of more.

Think I need to come up with a Commandments V2.0

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None. Humans suck shit. True deities are not human.

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We already have Queen Jekaterina to hail and worship for all of eternity. Unless we make her our God, Queen Jekaterina!!

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RNGOD!

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Delta, because Fortix. Fortix for EVERYONE!
Even if you don't want it, you're given a Fortix. And if you're really nice, you can have Fortix 2 plus Fortix Ultra Mega Deluxe bundle.

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I don't want Fortix. I have Fortix 2.

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Where is HE now? he just left us alone :(

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He is doing some God stuff, 2 busy 4 da internetz

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Weedweman pls, go smoke weed.

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Amen

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jbondguy

( ° ͜V °)

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A.K Lord of Dragons?

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AKA guy with a blue avatar.

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AKA Dragon Bond

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the original? all we have is the 007th attempt

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Thou will bring the wrath of our only true Lord and Saviour GabeN - may his beard be ever glorious - upon us.

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i need no stinking god to adore, i have a queen!

All, hail the queen of sg

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