do you want fries with that?

You are "lonely as fuck" because you "don't want them to bother" you "for every little shit" and because you want them to be your friends only because they are "generous and rich".

Might tone down ths requirements if you're that lonely...

i'm not generous and not rich but i have a big heart! my mama told me...

You sure as hell sound like a nice little fella ....
I wish I had friends

ME.

I am generous but not rich. Just got done spending about $40 on my friends... I probably shouldn't have and starting to regret it since I am trying to move (but its christmas xD).

Friends? Like these friends?

Well hello sir

I'n Russia friends make you.

2 words, gold digger.

That guy was only interested in Russian (brides)? Just change your nationality, become a naturalized citizen of Russia (and perhaps get a gender change). Problem solved! =D

I'm funny and poor as fuck is that enough for you sir ? xDDD

K'Den , pff i don't need any friends ;____; slams door

Daww. I'll be your friend bloo :3

"Funny, always there but i don't want them to bother me for every little shit, and really generous & rich"

I qualify for 0 of these, sorry. I most definitely would bother you while you take a shit. I'd stand on the other side of the cubicle door and regale wonderful tales of love and loss to you.

meh nuff said

Me too. Im looking for someone who want to play games together :) like kf, l4d2, cs-go or something else. Un ja te ir kāds latvietis tad vispār super! :) happy xmas

Im cant see the future, but i predict you will die young virgin and alone for having those requirements for your friends lol.

At least you try XD.

Google Some Friends

The Freedom For Animals association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the 12 Monkeys. They’re the ones who are going to do it. I can’t do anymore, I have to go now. Have a Merry Christmas!

Hey.. Gabi.. but... but... I'm your friend ;<
I'm even there.. on... on your friends list...
I don't understand ;< We shared so much yet you look for more ;<

Sounds like trolling with a bit of truth (my guess is this person has a rather miserable life based on these posts). I already have plenty of friends with issues, so let me leave you with a feeling of rejection, <3!

I was gonna, but then this thread..

Anybody else interested in a real friendship?

TBH all you need in life is your singleplayer games, your hands and some lube.

Friendship is overrated and my imaginary friends agree with me.