Nope

no.

yes?

yes.

no?

No.
This sentence is false, isn't it?

Pass,
Is this a joke you have to ask me?

Yes. The setup of the question can be viewed as "Is phrase 'x' false, given that phrase 'x' identifies itself as false?" The answer must then, logically, be that yes it is.

-Edit- Damnit, Johnbob. Pass.

Do Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

Nope
Have you ever made love to a concrete elephant while abseiling off a cliff upside down?

Yes/No/WTF are you on about?

Soldier? Yes.

War never changes...or does it?

Yes.

Have you lost faith in humanity aswell as yourself?

Yes. Have you ever slept with King Kong?

yes

do you even have any swag?

No

Hodor?

Si

Que?

Quejo

no
do you like 43+26?

No. Kittens are.

Is GTA V overhyped?

yes. Are you happy ?

yes.

Do know when HL3 is going to be released?

Yes.

Do you like booooobies?

Yes.

You want me to tell you?

Of course!

Do you believe in magic?

No.
Shall we continue?

NO!

Yes.

Did you find the hidden giveaway?