I was unable to access page two of my last thread and that, we can all agree, is slowing shit down. Thanks SG.

So starting again here. First: no one has guessed the sixer I just drank. Second Totally fucked on where I left off on games, so please forgive me if I post a dupe. So: let's go again.

Always Sometimes Monsters: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=V4PAN8t7[]KfneWE

[] = this light is on an extreme side of the spectrum. expect to get cancer.

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Shadows: Price For Our Sins Steam Key: []T4-RYKKT-2B35V

[] = sits in your skin, a fashion statement? permanent.

9 years ago
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ink, thank you again ^_^

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ohh

my first thought was that it was ZIT LMFAO

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GIVEUP

9 years ago
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wait this is a riddle to get the one digit

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taken by someone

9 years ago
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im crying deeep inside

9 years ago
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it is impossible to get one XD

9 years ago
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not impossible. many people get my games. give me a riddle, increase your chances. Everyone gets one.

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What is with you during your whole life but you can never see it, it's there where's daylight and also in the darkest corner, it's there when you cry and it's also there at your greatest joy, it's right there with you until you're up, then it's up for it too...

C'mon it's easy...

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For some ppl it goes fast, for others slower, some like it, some are haunted by it, some need artificial help, others enjoy it natural, you can't see it but you know it's there, ticking...

9 years ago
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Small Town Terrors Pilgrim's Hook CE Steam Key: Aero903Remember?-75Volts8K-Crazy?FuckGod,Value Dope

9 years ago
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what

9 years ago
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got this one though wasn't expecting to, thanks xD

9 years ago
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I'm way too slow

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whats the trick?!?!?
3 to 10 seconds?!?!?!?!

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that's too much, my brains will explode, im out, peace

9 years ago
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How many time have you left? if this is the first time, forgive me I'm drunk.

9 years ago
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House of 1,000 Doors: Family Secrets Steam Key: [MANY]D-P7G8G-0RQEJ

[] so many try, so few succeed. how many manies can you enter before you win?

9 years ago
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gone :S lol

9 years ago
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i didn't even tried that....

9 years ago
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TODAY, NINJAS HAVE BEEN FINALLY BEATEN. Thank you.

9 years ago
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now, you ARE the ninja.

9 years ago
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So close XD

9 years ago
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where is the ninja :O

9 years ago
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Ninjas always stay silent and hidden my Friend... :> (it wasn't me! :P )

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Doorways: Chapters 1 & 2 Steam Key: GZLMR-PCQ7D-W95[]

a bingo on the first column. 8.

9 years ago
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Got it, thanks!

9 years ago
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didn't quite understand, what was the answer?

9 years ago
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Probably A8?

9 years ago
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the last 2 digits were B8

B as in the first column in Bingo, and 8 as in the number 8

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ah, thanks

9 years ago
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Oh, I never played bingo. Thought it would be an A :p

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so hard for me o.O

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Them - The Summoning Steam Key: 8CBT2-4923F-[]Z7J

[]=This rapper is a "Cool J"

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Too many attempts so I guess I have to take a break

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gone already

9 years ago
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I was fast but not that fast

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I AM NOT FRROM AMERICA,,,HOW I KNOW?

9 years ago
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gooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle

9 years ago
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Bing!

9 years ago
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Duck Duck Go!

9 years ago
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Yahoo?

9 years ago
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bong? ;P

9 years ago
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I'M DONE,PEACE OUT

9 years ago
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See yaaa

9 years ago
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What is white, brown, orange, or gray? wraps you like a present, keeps you being you...

9 years ago
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You

Cigratte

9 years ago
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nope

9 years ago
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PLAID WRAPPING PAPER!

9 years ago
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Skin?

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yes!

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Hair?

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i'm totally going for "skin"

9 years ago
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ding ding! see? easy! haha

9 years ago
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llama

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Scania Truck Driving Simulator Steam Key: QIY8Q-[]3LB-RW5VF

[]=my Big Dick

9 years ago
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TOO MANY ATTEMPTS LOL SEE YAA :D

9 years ago
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same for me XD

9 years ago
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Thanks again!

9 years ago
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taken - i must stop trying and conserve my activations! XD

9 years ago
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Beat Hazard + Ultra + Shadow Operations Unit DLC: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=yKz6FR[]qqh8KXA2

a Carbon Copy?

9 years ago
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Nooooo.... :< "Gift key already used!"

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Got it, thanks

9 years ago
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out of curiosity (this in no way prevents you from winning future game), how many have you won?

9 years ago
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2, this and the previous victory against well established ninjas

9 years ago
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D:

9 years ago
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don't be an asshole

9 years ago
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I'm kidding. WIN ALL THE GAMES!

9 years ago
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Proven test: 3 riddles, 1 solved 2 ignored. No better odds, some users entertained. End of report. Next procedure?

9 years ago
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Totally read that in a Metal Gear Solid voiceover.

9 years ago
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how do you feel by the next MGSV char and Kiefer Sutherland aka Jack Bauer being the new voice?

9 years ago
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I only saw one riddle!

9 years ago
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Bus Driver Steam Key: 3ADT5-AWJQ6-0X[]

[]=Fuck My Fallafel

9 years ago
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got! thanks :D

so much for conserving activations...

9 years ago
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30...?

9 years ago
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nooooooo ;_; i love pointless driving games like this

9 years ago
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That's not garlic sauce

9 years ago
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i wrote "3ADT5-AWJQ6-0XFMK" ... Damn :'c

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BAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAAHHA

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Rulers of Nations Steam Key: Vixens Remember. For My 9 -Zoology 7 Jacks This Hurts-7VXLI

9 years ago
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got it, thanks :D

9 years ago
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I wasn't fast enough :(

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you fuckers are fast. imma make this shit hard.

9 years ago
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He's making this poop hard!

9 years ago
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gets stuck on first riddle gives up

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finally gets it when it was taken

9 years ago
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So close.

9 years ago
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Boobs + Bust + B???? what's the word?

9 years ago
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boom (?)

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hint 1: it's random words that rhyme, that's all

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Biatch

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Boost

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uhh close one, but no.
hint 2: Llama loves it! (so I've heard...)

9 years ago
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BEER

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Buds?

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Booties

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noes, I said it rhymes, didn't I? you're all drunk think!
there's no prizes anyway, welcome to my fucking world!

9 years ago
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bunts? bunks?

9 years ago
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butts... Llama likes himself some butts! :D

9 years ago
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boots?

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Trucks & Trailers Steam Key: YRKZJ-BWPJT-Q[]5J

[] = 4+4+4+4+4-20+20+1-1+3-3

9 years ago
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I lied. this poop ain't hard.

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someone's clearly good at math around here -,-

(i mean the activator, lol, but you're quite good too ;D)

9 years ago
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HOW. 3 SECONDS AND GONE?

9 years ago
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Whaaaa?!?! I activated it as fast as I could but if wasn't fast enough!! :/

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Farming World Steam Key: []ZBEK-{}H5DW-JEFQF

[] = 3+1-2+4-5+7-6
{} = 3+1-2+7-5+4-3-3

totally fucked up. so sorry. add one to each number. if you feel cheated, add me on steam for a game.

9 years ago
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algebruh?

9 years ago
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grade school math

9 years ago
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and still, I can't do it:( :p

9 years ago
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run calc.exe

9 years ago
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oh come on! it's not that hard :P

9 years ago
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I did the math. I just got the wrong answer.

9 years ago
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oh, huh. you got me interested, and i also got the wrong answer...

llama! ur math!

9 years ago
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ALCHOL! fuuuuuck it

9 years ago
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ALCHOL! fuuuuuck it

9 years ago
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[]=2 {}=2 ??

9 years ago
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that's what I got too

9 years ago
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it doesn't work though

9 years ago
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Impossibru! (really can't get it to work :D )

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I think it is wrong...the answer to both is 2... but it is not working :P

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did I fuck up? it has happened many times before.

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yes. yes. yes.

9 years ago
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psst.. grade school math..

9 years ago
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fuck you. ass. lol. I feel stupid now.

9 years ago
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alright, last 5 mins for me, gotta stop trying to beat the unbeatable. Yeah.

9 years ago
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well, time's up. For those whom do give a shit and actually read me, answers:
"Time"
"Heart"
"Booze"

You're all suck at guessing but are excedently well at ninja-ing, oh yeah.

Another night, another lie... GB.

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Wrote "beer" instead of "booze", didn't think of that one

9 years ago
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Dungeon of Elements: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=nSEfPZWTnW6DVRFh

So many fucking games given away! nthing special on this on. I drew a blank. DRUUUUUUUNKING

9 years ago
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Thanks!

9 years ago
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You made it to page 2 this time :)

9 years ago
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Woot! I'm famous!

9 years ago
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holy fucking hell I can't believe how many of you just told me you felt cheating and got a free game. 17 games from my fuck up, and counting. not that I'm complaining, just that you guys are fucking dick holes.

Taxi Steam Key: []8FV0-VCDWF-T[]A5L

[]= the closest you are going to get to a double digit number.

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Finally got 'too many activation attempts' Thanks again for all of the giveaways!

9 years ago
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SUCK IT. SUCK IT ASSHOLE!

9 years ago
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XD

9 years ago
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lol

9 years ago
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I don't know math of Llamas! :P

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ONE TIME. ONE TIME i FUCK UP AND YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP BRINGING IT UP?

oh. caps lock. fuck it.

9 years ago
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YEEEZZZZZ. IT's unacceptable to ruin math questions! :D

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it was in the past! stop bringing up old shit!

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I know you don't know how to count and stuff but, it's not old shit it was only 25 minutes ago XD

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that's pretty fucking old, newb.

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XD

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you shouldn't have gave them...

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too many activation attempts... i wont be able to be ninja anymore :'<

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if he drops an HB link then you can still ninja

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You should have made them explain, in detail, exactly how they felt cheated.

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1000 word essays:p

9 years ago
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i agree and also, how can they feel cheated when they're already trying to acquire it for free?

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I should have demanded a blow job.

9 years ago
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17 of them, in just a few minutes?

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omg that would feel amazing.

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I heard 1/17 people have mouth herpes..

9 years ago
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1 in 2 llamas too.

9 years ago
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Intake: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=7eGpNV4yWpyKB[]E[]
[]=Big sleepy [] = small sleepy

9 years ago
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I think I have my brain turned off...

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Enemy Mind Steam Key: 06LZ4-5EA86-B9DM7[]

[]= C&P

9 years ago
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Thank you Mr. Llama, sir. xD

9 years ago
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Llama sir was my father. call me awesome.

9 years ago
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so, (most) awesome Llama it is

9 years ago
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awesome!

9 years ago
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Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

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The Dream Machine: Chapters 1-3: https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=rWXmXqHCqyNk[]ZH

[] the 76ers were a team. lmao. what the fuck am I trying to do h5ere? type 76 in there.

9 years ago
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it's gone, and funnily enough no one posted it was gone...

9 years ago
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it was gone around 30s

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just waited for someone who would do it :D

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lazy :P

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uhhhh yeah xD

9 years ago
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QbQbQb Steam Key: RKMIT-6PWV2-4PQXV copy this shit because I'm running blind!

9 years ago
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taken

9 years ago
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taken

9 years ago
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git gud

9 years ago
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taken

9 years ago
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git gudder

9 years ago
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ok. so a number of you have made me laugh so fucing hard in the last few mintes that I'm going to be a great llama and randomly send wishlist games to five of you. if you get them, congrats, if not....well...sorry for you, jack.
also I know that there are a bunch of spelling mistakes uo there, dont care. here too. shut up.

9 years ago
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taken

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I laughed.

9 years ago
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you took a random... THIEF

9 years ago
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Thanks for the free giveaways

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i'll shuddup :s

9 years ago
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"jeses christ" XD

9 years ago
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I lost it at "math of Llamas" comment

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free game for you. for no reason. i laughed and I don't know why. add me.

9 years ago
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Thanks Llama, you truly are my greatest ally!
Added you, SporeTactics/J. Graham

9 years ago
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free game for you. for no reason. i laughed and I don't know why. add me.

9 years ago
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It was my comment! It's copyrighted! :D

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Damn, why does my name have to be Jack? :-(

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you don't know jack

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Does he have amnesia?

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Does anyone really know themselves?

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is this the real life?

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Take the red pill and find out

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Damn it, I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I woke up in the dumpster behind Arby's with my pants on my head.

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My neck hurts.

9 years ago
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Queen alert! Queen alert! Call the Police! Send an S.O.S. to the world!

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She went to the store to get me some smokes. all clear.

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Hidden intoxication, Drunken Llamma I think it could make a great movie :) thanks for the fun :)

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Why you gotta be lama?

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Thanks again, AWESOME!

It's been fun. Could grab 3 games this time #ninjapower

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I don't think I've been even vaguely close to snaring any of your giveaways, llama, but the thread has been entertaining stuff nonetheless. Thanks for your generosity and humour.

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well. fuck the hell out of that! add me for a game!!

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Those 17 people are going to be sad that you are laughing at them while they give you blowjobs.

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wow, thanks

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This giveaway already ended?! I just see this topic 5 minutes ago oh i should not sleep so long time.

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I swear to fucking god. stop making me laugh. alcohol + laughing = a broke llma. jeeses.

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You can stop drinking instead.... :-)

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haha. no.

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why stop drink llama never can do that :D

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has nobody guessed the six pack yet..?

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string x = "alchohol";
string y = "laughing";
BrokenLlama.jeeses = x + y;

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Screw you SG and your line collapsing

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strcat the sucker out of that one!

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Like Spaceclick said you can stop drinking but you have to keep on laughing

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Or, he could stop laughing, and keep drinking!

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that won't help you know

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but...drinking always makes things better

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True

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let the llama laugh, a happy llama is a good llama

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As long as he has a Llama spittoon nearby, he can keep drinking and laughing all night.

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huh, I had no idea that thing was called like that.
Thanks all-knowing google.

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What do you do with all your spit?

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oh, I was trying to say that I didn't knew its name in english, you know this being my second language and stuff

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:-)

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let the man drink... dawm...

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Gift key already used!
in 6 seconds

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and there's #4

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Closed 9 years ago by oddllama.