Helmet - Have you ever wanted to see what extreme sports were like from the point of view of the protective headgear? Do you yearn to immerse yourself in the deep character of an inanimate article of protective clothing? Do you want to watch a CG helmet have sex with some CG knee-pads? THEN GET HELMET TODAY!

In this game you are John Helmet, a Helmet, from Helmetland. He has to market himself to some caffeine-swilling, positive-thinking, loves-life-so-much-he-performs-in-sports-likely-to-end-it extreme sports enthusiast. But, what type? The choice is up to you!? Whether you want to go freestyle rock climbing, or downhill mountain biking, your decisions in game will determine what useless, adrenaline-junkie laden, expensive waste of time you perform in.

warning Contains graphic scenes of dickheads with scruffy bleached hair and stupid sunglasses.