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Instead of thanks, give me all your best... Engineer jokes.
A man wants to know more about Pi, so he gets three of the smartest people he knows and asks them what it is. The first one, a physicist says "It's about 3.14159." The second, a mathematician, says "It is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. The third, an engineer, replies "Well, what do you want it to be?"
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One afternoon, an engineering student was riding across campus on a shiny new bike. He ran into a friend of his, also an engineering student, who said, "Wow! That sure is a great bike. Where did you get it?"
"Well, the darndest thing happened," said the first engineering student. "A girl came riding up to me and got off the bike, threw off all her clothes, and said that I could have anything that I wanted."
"Wow," remarked his friend. "That's great. Good move. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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Thank you soooooo much <3
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