A : knock knock
B : who's there?
A : Harry
B : Harry who?
A : Harry up, it's cold out here!

this is true story... when you finish side quest.... click below...

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you know in one day when i play with my friend in Smite (we connect throu Skype), i heard that he is eat something. I ask him: "What are you eat?". he answer me: "your relatives". With angry I drank his relatives. Not funny say you? Well our nickname is: Mad4COOKIE and MILKYmad...

Q: What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
A: Usain Bolt can finish a race.

I am the most handsome one in this entire comments section. KappaPride

makin lama kucing makin kurang ajar sama kita. check this out

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meski dianggap kotor dan hina, dia masih berguna

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"Where did the tank go ?"
"Tank You"

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Listening to wife is like readong the terms and conditions of website, You understand Nothing, but still you agreed.

Me : OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Friend : What?
Me : She asked me out!
Friend : OMG! When?
Me : JUST NOW! We have a date for February 30th!
Friend : Bro.. There.. is no feb. 30th
Me : :(

Have you heard of the garlic diet?

You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.

Apakah kesalahan itu?

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Tengkyu

some think funny here! tickles you hard

funny funny funny!

there

An old joke...

Two guys walk into the bar
First guy said, "I want to order a H2O"
Second guy said" I want H2O, too"

The second guy dies.

Teacher: How can we keep the school clean?
Student: By staying at home

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TONY SAY NO TO DRUGS!
Yup! Tony Say : "NO!" To Drugs

“A cat? Where??”

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