Special rules:

Who did not let the giraffe into the disco?
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Whoever was responsible for this kind of decisions for that disco...
        - Louis C.K

Thanks :)

Even though i'm on your blacklist xD
How do you make an egg roll?
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You push it.

What kind of flower is on your face?

Tulips!

Thanks NB!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Yo mama's ass

Well idk any English jokes but can tell a Turkish one:D

Bir gün bir palyaço varmış hiç mutlu olamadığından doktora gitmiş.Doktor demişki bu civarda bir palyaço var o seni güldürür demiş o da demiş o da benim:D

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Me, I'll kill you.

Thanks so much!!! What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!!! :D

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
To.
To who?
To whom.

why did the rooster cross the road?

to prove he wasn't a chicken

^^

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There was a lifetime supply of ice cream on the other side.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves! D:

Thanks! This will be wonderful for my Universe Cat! ;)

(Is that lame enough?)

Steam: Barbie Dreamhouse Party -> More games like this:

• DayZ
• Plague Inc: Evolved
• Papers, Please
• Space Engineers
• Football Manager 2014

What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?
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Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo