My new graphics card doesn't play my game at 60 fps at 4k. I've tried everything including superglue. What is this crap? Are developers just too lazy to optimise or patch their games for the latest technologies or have hackers stolen my megahertz?

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Did you try turning it off and back on?

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I believe your problem is the game. It's a port, probably a not well made one.

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You haven't given enough information - 4MB video memory should be enough as long as you play via SUXHDVGA

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Try it at 0,004k... .

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you don't need to play games any more, welcome to the idling world. 💰

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Classic Konami.

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Sounds like a RAM problem. You should switch to goats :P

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I LOLed at this. Thanks for the laugh. 🤣

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Heh real glad I got a laugh. That old joke doesn't work much where I am because it doesn't translate at all to French and explaining makes it even worse ;)

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You definitely did with me. 😁 It is a pity the joke doesn't translate, and yes, having to explain any joke does make that joke worse.

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So many furballs waiting to clog up the vent!

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Those are some cool artifacts you have there! Creative 3D Blaster Banshee! That brings some memories... On the other hand, don't remember much about that Rumble Roses game other than that its marketing was about advanced titty physics. Isn't it fell into obscurity shortly after its release?

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I miss when extreme graphics cards for extreme gamers needed extreme names.

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WinFast®!

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I have one in Past and unlocked it to 6600 :)
Software locked GPUs, what a scheme now they doing hardware lock :/

Speaking about Old hardware I have still working laptop Pentium 2 MMX with Ati Rage Pro 8MB :)

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Nice, someone that understands that using /NOBOTSgiveaway/x1x1x/ only makes it hard for humans.
I see that you already have a blue heart from me.

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... a bot has revealed themselves! (just kidding)

But I'll have to disagree, pressing the delete key is easier than having to type variations of five alphanumerics. It used to be that a "Page not found. Return home" invalid link would kick you right back to the SG main page and thus erasing the address bar but since quite a while ago it's stopped automatically doing that so the link remains in the address bar. Then one can easily modify the NOBOT part after opening a new tab with a simple middle-click on the hyperlink. This way you'll never have to check if you got those five letters right or what they were at all.

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?
You have the invalid link and spend 15, 30, 60+ seconds to "correct". How is that helping you as a human?
A bot with a script can do the same thing and not be frustrated 1000 times per second.

10 identify a possible 5 digit alpha numeric code
20 apply the 5 digit code to https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/xxxxx/
30 Repeat 10 million times a day.

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Should I try that from a boot disk?

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This game needs XMS! Do you have DOS=HIGH? Are you using EMM386.EXE? I get the best FPS, and my CONFIG.SYS looks like this:

FILES=20
BUFFERS=20
DEVICE=C:\DOS\HIMEM.SYS
DEVICE=C:\DOS\EMM386.EXE NOEMS RAM
DOS=HIGH

But, of course, this only works if you have 4MB of memory in your system. And I actually have an input device you might not have, it is called a "mouse", which requires a mouse driver...

Cheers!

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Yeah, i remember me very well at that times.
For me as a german it gave the possibility to load the english keyboard layout with the config.sys/autoexec.bat settings and it gave a bit more power :-D

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It is hard to complain about Steam when we had to jump through those hoops in the past... :D

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Preach. I remember having to open my IBM PCjr. and actually solder stuff so that I could add a second floppy drive (not supported out of the box)...wanted it so that I could leave the OS in one drive and have my programs runs off of the second floppy.

</old guy memories> :D

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My second computer was an Atari STFM. It supported a second drive and I got an external 3.5" DS/HD drive and wanted to boot from that rather than the internal 3.5" DS/DD drive, which meant learning to solder...

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Nice. I remember upgrading to my 286, which had both a 1.2Mb 5.25" floppy and a 3.5" 1.44Mb floppy. Oh, and a whopping 20Mb hard drive (which was 5.25" format, and sounded like a freight train was clacking away down the tracks whenever it was running)! 🤣🤣🤣

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If you do have a mouse, make sure to use LOADHIGH to move the driver into the upper memory.

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A-HA! You fell into my "old people trap"! :D

I remember getting Ultima VII to run, that was my utmost experience with starting files....

Or was it VI? I am too old to remember this correctly.... :D

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I remember reordering the loading order of tsr in the config.sys and autoexec.bat to get every available byte of memory. Then I still needed that special config for Comanche: Maximum Overkill because it wouldn't work if you had the EMS driver loaded.
The boot menu with multiple configurations options that came with DOS 6.0 was a godsend.

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Ultima VII: The Black Gate and Ultima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss came out at about the same time and were the first Ultima games I recall having to muck about making special boot disks for.

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I have a joystick. It plugs into my sound card.

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We had one of those for quite a while. We still have the joystick, but the computer bit the dust years ago.

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I actually miss the MS DOS 5.0 days. Faster to get a game running in those days.

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That's why I use QEMM instead.

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This is all commie talk, no one will ever need more than 640 KB conventional memory.

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Do you have an Xbox Live membership and tried updating the Switch firmware?

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Did Rumble Roses have "physics"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's the reason, you need more Power!
Edit: Oh, a Banshee. I had a Diamond Monster Fusion with an AMD K6-2 450 on an FIC PA2013 mobo aeons ago

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I've heard a rumor that downloading some more RAM helps. :)

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No way, he should first delete his system32, it's crap data that the manufacturers put to make things go slow!

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Wow, you got 8 rams

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That's a... PS2 game. Are you talking about emulating it? I don't think that your graphics card is able to emulate it. I don't think it's able to emulate PS2 games at all. I don't think it can run 4K or even hit 60 FPS.

But, this is a haha funny thread, so it doesn't matter.

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+1

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What about WD40?

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Duct tape FTW

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If there's no smoke coming from the card, try smoking something else!

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Bacon!!!

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Maybe it's because you have it on your desk. Perhaps inserting it into the PC will help!

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I love everything about this thread =) Thanks for the laugh

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Perhaps a bottleneck by your cpu? even a i9-9900K is weak for that card , i mean can't you see that heat sink ? it's made for the real gaming experience , truly a beast.

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This should be done as last resort, but did you try putting your card in the oven?

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You should open your pc and check if there is a lot of dust there. Tell me - when did you clean it last time?

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Try baking the card, that's bound to help. Thanks!

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Copy the game to your RAM drive. It'll be much fatser.

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