need a girlfriend(look inside)

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lol all public. awesome job with the formatting though :D

i will act like a girl to enter these Giveaways ....
oh hey there wanna do some things I AM A GIRL

O_o

You have money to burn and you're still putting up bundled games for giveaways? Glad you're not my Sugar Daddy.

I'm 16 at the moment. Do you think I can still apply? Just don't tell daddy.

Well I do have some lovely moobs. Is this acceptable?

Don't try to fool your girlfriend candidates with public giveaways like they are special gifts, that will end with solitude :3

Thanks for advertising the publics. Maybe we should all do that.

Will trade girlfriend* for 3 more public giveaways!

*"girlfriend" is defined as a female human, in any condition. May contain defects such as, but not limited to: emotional baggage, control issues, excess B.M.I., uncontrollable vocal volume, and bank depletion. Does not support latest versions of Honesty and Nice. Maintenance agreements not offered. No returns or exchanges accepted.

I fight like a girl, is that good enough?

All these GAs are public. No need to post them here. We can see them on the main page :-P

I have a very manly voice, bu t I can try to pitch it down..

Who needs women when you have yourself?

Why do you need a woman if you have PC? ;)

Hello am i sexy enough?

Hhahahahha, youre trying to get a girlfriend, with games :D ?!?!?!? Hhahahahahhahahahaha!!!

Do grills count?

I've always thought I was a woman trapped in a man's body.

Dwight will you be my hot man chub? I do like beets

Well it seems like all hang up on me, again, so let me tell you some things first. I bite while sleeping and I like it to beat my "love"-partner down to his knees and let him suck my knee. Sometimes I try to kill ya but not because I hate you, more because I hate myself and then I'll try to kill myself. If I have to sneeze then sometimes comes blood out of my nippels instead of my nose so while we're on a nude-beach we have to make sure noone's wachting while I sneeze. Oh and I eat cats, I don't know why I like the fluffy ones feeling in my mouth, alive... well but I would take you so... if you Interestet, say it.

EDIT: Oh and I can't talk, I let an drunken little Baby Ape I bought to be my slave write evrything for me and read my mind. Evrytime he write something wrong I hit him with my right shovel, oh ähm I have also Shovel as hands, just because I lost my real hands and I love it to work in the garden and kill people with shovels.