Curse The Bundle King.

Curse him! Curse the bundle king and his army of infidels! They go against the will of God and must be made to pay. Everywhere they ride they leave only suffering in their wake. They say it is a crusade! A crusade for what? Ignorance? Violence? Madness! We must resist! We must fight them in any way we can.

The fires of war consume the land and thousands of lives are lost in its defense. This is a tragedy but I say this is an honor, to die in service to God, fighting for what we believe in. There is no greater honor than this.

South comes the bundle king and his infidel army. They leave horrors in their wake. Salah ad-Din rides to meet him, that these further attacks might be prevented. Pray that God, glorious and exalted as he, find favor with us that He may grant us victory.

Praise ye Salah ad-Din. He has found the strength to stand in defense of our great civilization. Make no mistake, it is our very existence we are fighting for. The bundle king would see us all wiped form the world. We must resist, we must push back!

I stand before you to deliver a warning. Should bundles take Steamgifts there will be no stopping him. He will march on Valve next. We must end this before it has a chance to begin. That city is ours, has always been ours, and it is our duty to defend it until death. The crusaders must be destroyed.

Be weary friends, the bundles are everywhere. Watching, waiting, he tempts us always. Be strong, strong like Salah ad-Din and take up arms against our enemies in whatever way you can."