That useless piece of ****

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I could press it my ass and it won't do anything besides getting me arrested.
I press it and it lets me cross.

I have a typo in the poll. If you can figure it out tell me xD

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I'm debating whether you meant to say "I could press it with my ass" or "I could press it in my ass".

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Why not both?

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Like FakeNameOF says, both work perfectly fine!

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It lets me cross instantly on just one road, on every other it doesn't do jack shit...

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I went to a place and one of the buttons outer shell had fallen off. The inside was just a metal shell. So pressing it didnt do anything.

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Yeah, that does happen. I also know of some intersections where one of the car sensors doesn't work, so the light will never change for cars from a certain direction, regardless of how long you wait.

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I'm pressing it because one time nobody pressed it and pedestrians didn't get green light at all.

It was weird. Cars have green, change to yellow, change to red, I'm getting ready to move, cars get green again.

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There's only one of those between my house and I where I used to walk to, it worked fine lol haven't had to press it in four years since I bought a car though lol

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lol, pretty good reason not to press it.

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What? Pedestrian crossing button?

I think the poll lacks an option: "WTF is a pedestrian crossing button?"

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Its a button that tells the traffic light that a pedestrian wants to cross.

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What are traffic lights

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We don't have such things here.

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I only press it if I think it would make the light change faster.
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....................Otherwise I remain in my car.

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Probably most intelligent people do?

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I don't have anythink better to do, so why not?

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Damn near every time. I often feel retarded standing there waiting for it to change to the walk signal, but when I'm driving I really want to run over the fucking retards who don't use it and make me use my brakes and hold up the cars behind me when I shouldn't have to. The other ones who are smart about it and know when to cross without getting in the flow of traffic, I'm just jealous of their ability to never get in trouble since I always feel like I'm a magnet for getting caught and unreasonably punished if I do even the slightest wrong thing.

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In Sydney the green light for pedestrians doesn't light up at all unless you press the button, so "yes".

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You only get green light if you press it in germany. Is more efficient as drivers do not have to stop unless there are pedestrians.

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Works fine most places it tried.
i even press the one for blind people - tells you the street and it vibrates when the light is green :)
so you can use your ass on it if you want...

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I push it as many times as I can cause it makes the light change faster.

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In Tarnów, Poland if you don't press it you won't get green light.

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I press it then get my other fingers ready. People try to run you down regardless of the pedestrian light.

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One of those poll options is just weird.

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And we know yours as well now :D

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Since when do I prefer the weird options???

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Some are timed, some are biased towards the button.

I only hover in places I know will let me cross instantly. Which is to say that if it's a button, I ain't touching that gross motherfucker.

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In Amsterdam we really don't care much about what color the light is.
Just walk. Chances of survival are pretty guud.

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I use it as driver, to give me some time to read the newspaper

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Well a couple of people got killed in my country by pressing it ( bad electric isolation ) So i don't press it at all although i sometimes feel tempted to press it with my ass.

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I'm jealous with how almost everyone's buttons work. I might need to order a new ass

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The time it takes to change its often quicker to just wait for a brief lack of traffic and then run across the road

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