Adult male polar bears weigh 350–700 kg (770–1,540 lb)
:) And thanks :)

Baby are you the twin towers? Because I rate you 9/11, would bang.

Wow @SexyJesus I would've killed myself.

I don't know, here. Random extra copy of that wizard game

Thx for the gib.

Btw I wish we had a search threads by creator option, can't find that number 1 :<

There is a difference between pickup lines and puns.

More than you I hope

Girls from my country dig this pickup.

• What you need is a mobile phone with a front camera and a chick.
• Start up the camera app, switch to front cam. Hold it away, we'll get back to it later.
• Approach the chick, and ask "*Excuse me, do you see my friend? She's a real beauty." You pull out your phone with the front cam on. "This is how she looks like."
• Show the phone's screen to her. Then she'll see the reflection of her own beautiful face, then she'll blush, then she'll smile, then she'll.. you get the rest.

*You may change the dialouge, as long as you mention beautiful or cute or any compliment on her looks, it'll be smooth.

A male polar bear can weigh as much as 900 Kg(1800 lbs). It is by far the largest carnivorous land animal living today. And about that pick-up line...eugh :-&...

Hey Jesus, is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cos I can see myself in your pants

The real question is how much does bipolar bi-polar bear weigh?

I'll go with "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" or this or "If you were a booger I would pick you first."

I've never used a pickup line, and I'm spacing on my favorite ones at the moment. Probably something about wearing her vagina as a hat.

Just read this one: "You must be Cinderella, because your dress disappears at midnight."

Hah a polar bear can't weigh anything, they wouldn't know how to use a scale and they lack opposable thumbs!

I read it right, but my brain told me, How much does polar bear cost?

Go to hell..Noooooooooob

It depends on the bear is south polar or north polar :-]

Surely less than Gaben :P

On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9; I'm the one you need.

Thanks for the giveaway!

This is my favorite pickup line.

420 sure

About a tree fiddy