So after reading a rather pointless discussion, I decided to make this pointless thread, because why not? yolo << I hate that word, but that's for another thread.

Apologies if your most hated joke is not on the list, please don't hurt me.

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Nominees for the Worst Jokes

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Potatoes
Bad Rats
"Yo mama" Jokes
"That's what she said"
Fart jokes

drug jokes are the lowest ones.

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but they are so addictive

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I don't know why, but I voted for Fart jokes.

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but... why? it even has art in it.

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Worst jokes? More like wurst jokes, amiright???!!! Like, a penis. Because wurst is a sausage. And it's shaped... you know what, forget it.

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Today I got a PES Dispenser. It keeps giving me soccer games.

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i c wat u did dere

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OK, I'll admit it. I laughed. I think that disqualifies your joke from being the worst. Try again. No really. That was good! LOL

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I heard EA releases the same game every year. That is Maddening.

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OK. Maybe not quite the worst but that was pretty bad.

Did you know that Madden is 79 years old? Do you think the franchise will remain with the same name when he passes? "Tom Brady NFL" probably won't be as big of a hit I'm thinking.

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A guy logs onto the giveaway site. reads description "what's your favorite animal?". Guy can't resist, types "yo Mama" .

didn't laugh either.

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Maybe "Yo mammal"? :D

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I'm not at liberty to disclose
strict policy against calling out XD

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You sound... familiar

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Neither did I. Such an inappropriate comment for an otherwise innocent question. I'm still shaking my head at it. Why would anyone think it's OK to insult someone's mother? Especially a person that the other one doesn't know IRL. I've never considered that comment funny in any context.

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What if it has to go poo?

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oo

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Followed by an "aaah"?

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THAT'S WHY IT STINKS
Sorry, I just really had to say that.

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Gay jokes are the worst. Cum on guys.

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I was going going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.

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+1

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I picked "Yo mama". Tasteless and inappropriate and usually not used by anyone over 12 years old unless you are a certain member of a certain website where you can win games for a certain platform that is not Origin or Desura.

Is that vague enough without me being accused of calling out?

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Or you're an engineer (you have no idea what horror's I've heard during the last couple of months)

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I feel obligated to say that I'm sorry for some reason even though I know that it's not my fault.

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This was nominated to be the worst "popular" joke of all time by some committee in the US that I can't remember the name of, because it was more than 10 years ago (but sadly I remember the joke): What's brown and sticky? A stick

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The elephant looked at the naked man and said "can you really breath through that thing?".

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Potatoes-The world's healthiest foods

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Bad joke, don't open.

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Any joke that has Volvo, Half Life 3 or Gabe Newell in it
Including those tired illuminati confirmed ones

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