Forgive me (the Official Cookie Clicker thread) (version 1.036)

I hate you...

Trying to go to sleep, but... just... one... more... click... :(

I got to 500 before I decided to reevaluate what I'm doing with my night/life. Unfortunately I couldn't decide. So I clicked 500 more times...

Hah will check this out later, looks ridiculous.

That's evil.
I'm glad I 'm both asleep and A.D.D.

What have you done... why am i doing this... i cant stop it... i want all the cookies O_O...

I was going to sleep and you show me this? I hate you...

I hate you. And thank you.

So I have 2k€ rig to play this... ;D

when you press "save", should something happen or it just saves itself? I'm scared of closing it and lose everything

OMFG it has upgrades now !

What have you done to me :o

1,000,070.7 ...my new personal best...

cookies :D

I think this is related to those cookies

Curse you o' mighty thejadefalcon! I ameth addictedeth!

Oh dear, I'm supposed to go to sleep yet 5 seconds after opening that I was caught on lol
I'm impatient and do not wish to waste time with that so... seeing how it's not competitive or anything I can safely share this. I used to use a program for autoclicking that was pretty slow, it worked but that was it, now though I found one that works absurdly fast D:
Here ye go: http://fabi.me/en/tools/speed-autoclicker/
So whenever you've got a need to autoclick fast, that should help (for instance adding stats to your character in Mu Online lol when I used to play that)-

This is perhaps the greatest game I've ever played.

I've got the original and the updated version running at the same time; this is fantastic.

I can't forgive you, Now me and my friend have been up 2 hours after we should have been asleep because of this game....Thanks a lot. :p

Infected 2 friends more with this game, we cant stop lol

I NEED MORE UPGRADES D: those 9999999999 ones are diving me crazy, I will never get these and cant unlock "normal" ones

omg, I think you just ruined my life xD

First thing zelg does? Write fast autoclicker script... I should get a job...

You just ruined my life, Jade! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Damn you and your game equivalent of crack cocaine XD That's today messed up lol

God, I just want to know WHY is that so compelling? What's in those cookies?!

I hate you !