I'm only 72000000 years old

Spam much.

Then, get one.

This site is making me dumber.

That sounds more true than the last one :D

are you raptor jesus?

Cool story.

So much spam!

No, you can't, it's only for humans 18 older

Okay

What the Hell does that even mean!?

I say: if you managed to learn English (however mangled) you should figure this credit card business on your own.

Ask your friend

Dinoland.

hm

No shit?

ban

All hail Raptor Jesus! I realy believed in you!

Credit cards are no longer issued to your species, due to the October 15th 2004 incident, which I am sure you are familiar with.
You will have to settle with paypal, although I am not sure if it is possible to use PayPal without a credit card!?
Since you are a viscious predator and most people are scared of such, just run into a gaming store and I'm sure you will get anything you want free of charge. (You might want to do some plastic surgery on your wings/arms/legs/whatever if you want to play games, because I don't think they will be too much use for enjoyable playing. Perhaps if you contact Razer if they could perhaps launch a special handicaped line of gaming products for your species?)

Make a givaway with 72000000 copies of Fortix

too much trash

Ban maybe ?

The man from earth?