Steam emoticons

I'm annoyed by the fact steam has emoticons in the first place.

Who the hell cares about emoticons anyway

This 'cons is for guys who watching internet on a whole-wall plasma screens.

Yep, they're damn small. But on the other hand, making them bigger would make them annoying

:dsham:

:sticky: :orb:

Just slightly bigger would be best.

I too find them too small. They look great on full size, but horrible on the chat size

I'll show you bigger

That's what she said.

Wow... After all this, no one gives a decent reply in how to unlock the unique emoticons? The name of this thread was 'Steam Emoticons' and all I get is 11 different turds in the same toilet bowl.