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shortcakey

Make a haiku about something related to games, Steam, giveaways, SteamGifts, other users or internet

For your reference, here's a brief, simplified definition of a haiku:

Haiku (俳句 high-koo) are short three-line poems with a 5-7-5 syllable structure that use sensory language to capture a feeling or image.

Here's some help to make a proper haiku: http://writeahaiku.com/

Here is mine:

Ban that attention
whore, I'm tired of checking
if she is on my blacklist

Another one:

How about no, damn
stupid bitch, your shitposting
just gives me cancer

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Cjcomplex
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What a silly thread.
Asking me to write haikus
I just want to leech.

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shortcakey

Paying two hundred
dollars for a Powerpuff Girls
game, that is silly

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Cjcomplex
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I haven't bought it
So you cannot say shit yet.
Please do not judge me ;_;

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shortcakey

I was kidding, dear
If I was as rich as you
I would do the same

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Cjcomplex
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I am not rich, love.
I have a shit ton of debt.
Too tired to con'...

zzzzzzzzzz
Yes I copped out there :p

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shortcakey

Rich people also
got a lot of debts. I know
'cause I'm secretly rich

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EzraTheEmoDuchess

I'm so fucking pro
I'm sponsed by g2a
Gamble with cs:go

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Duststorm87

Why did I buy this?
I won't be playing this game.
My backlog is full.

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tobineta

I am Japanese.
But it's easy to write
more than Japanese.

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ShinPurple

Dawn is nearing now
Darkness is slowly fading
Games distract from life

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dingbat

I don't know why, but
this haiku sucks donkey balls
oh well, shit happens

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Savitar

I read your haiku
And i think i should say it
You misspelled "he", bro.

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shortcakey

A person's gender
doesn't really matter for
me, so whatever

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BlueLightning42

I feel that maybe,
this is talking about me,
nah probably not.

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shortcakey

Why do you keep so
obsessed about Tinder? I'm
retired of dating

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shortcakey

Those 6 comments just
happen to be on my threads
Why? I don't use it

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jbondguy007

What is my purpose?
Am I truly contented?
...I should go to bed.

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Tzaar

I like cheese a lot.
I don't care about Haiku.
I don't like toe cheese.

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ArtificialInsanity

This is bad haiku.
I do not know how to do.
It is snowing on Mount Fuji.

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Darch76

Life's simple pleasures?
Good games, true friendship, nature
and a good spanking.

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