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I hate myself and my family. I'm suffering from depression and anxiety too.

I drink the last beer and blame my dog, eat the last slice of pizza and blame my cat, not i need a new pet to blame for last piece of cake im planning to eat LOL

My father remains the only person I've ever truly hated from all my heart.

Eh? Should I write a secret?
Participate in all birthday parties! So, I prepared for the number of people.
On the day, he said, "Eh? A birthday lie? I'm busy on April 1!
Yes, my birthday is April 1st.
Relationship with school age people? It is almost the worst until junior high school.
The teacher was inspiring such an act. I don't like religion, biased social thought, and teachers very much.
It would be what? Was it there? What a secret?
... No, there are so many?
It's fun now, and there is no problem if it continues.

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I guess the cake icon gives away my deepest secret -- yup, it's been exactly one year since I joined SG! <.<

i have no secrets and i cannot lie.
also i am gay, i hate big boobs and i don't want jennifer lawrence to sit on my face.
and it's not 5:45 am, i didn't empty 4 cans of energy drink while doing no star trek discovery season 2 binge watching on netflix and because i am totally tired already i'm definitely going to bed any minute now.
don't send halp

I have a severe phobia of spiders, even in games. After I unwittingly started playing Limbo several years ago and literally fell of my chair, I have to research every game before playing.

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it's my first time doing this

i feel like a wizard now

I would commit mass murder - for world peace.

View attached image.

you know how all the bee's are disappearing. im doing that.
i like to go to organic gardens and spray chemical insecticide and fertilizer all over the place.
sometimes i take stool hardeners and stool softeners at the same time and let them duke it out.
i know not how many woman i have been with in my life, but i do know its about half the number of tits I've fondled

The main reason why I have a beard is because I'm too lazy to shave, the same goes as to why I have long hair, too lazy to go get a haircut.

It works

i remember this thread.
sometimes i'll eat a bible so i can take a holy shit

i once had a rock garden... three of them died

I wasn't born; I popped out of a can of magic space soup.

I had sex with my slave Droca and often have sex with my goats

i have a lot of secrets.
sometimes i get morning wood in the middle of the afternoon.

ok. last secret. i promise. its a dark, sick, twisted secret not for the faint of heart. it will leave you speechless and probably make you want to blacklist me. here it goes, are you ready?

https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/ik5GP/dropsy

i want to become a witch then go to the forest to sing and dance and do magic with my sisters
and one day fade off into the biggest fire in the world
to be reunited with Mother of Nature

also i'm sick

Jessica Moss - Glaciers I

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I hide 🥚s for fun...

My deepest secret is so secret I haven't told myself yet. =O