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You can't just fuck life.

You've gotta take it on a couple dates, treat it right. Then, once you've gained it's trust, bring it back to your place and lock it in your sex dungeon.

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True expert advice :D

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i dont fuck life,he fuck me ... to much

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u sure it's a HE?!

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i think so

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darn! i'm sorry then:) i thought it's a SHE, now i'm starting to think too ...... O.o

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i mean on life like he im not gay...

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lol i didn't mean you're gay :)

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i got it like that :/

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nah i was thinking about to go to your path:)

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That reminds me of that old line, you know, the answer to "How do you like your coffee?"
I like it the same as I like my women!
Forced through a grinder, stored in the cupboard and slowly ingested by my house guests.

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This is creepy ç_ç

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I know, right? Coffee is weird :S

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+666

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made my day. Thanks! xD

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Yo, are you okay man? Add me on Steam if you need to talk.

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im not everything what was good now its bad... hate this life

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Just follow the 3 unwritten rules of life and everything will be okay:
1)
2)
3)

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1)life is good
2)life its not good
3) kill your self its better that only helping me now .

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My best two pieces of advice are

  1. Never tell anyone everything you know
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not easy to understand a lot of problems now i have.. dont know way out bigest problem

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I wanna get a tattoo saying that. Not even kidding.

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of what

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Just a tattoo saying fuck life

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that will be nice tatto

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make it sparkly with lot´s of colors while you are at it - at least people will know it was a bad decision :P

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Seems Legit

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yup

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Life is strange

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it's damn hard..

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Wait, you can kick Bono in the nuts (if he has any)?

Sold!

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Yeah sure Bono has nuts. They probably also have their own private jet in case he ever needs them flown out to him.

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Are you SURE? He was voted Glamour "Woman of the Year"

Also him being so wealthy and also such a tool, only makes kicking him more legit.

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aw ;-;

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It gets better.

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gets worst.

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Nah

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not for everyone :)

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life is shit and its getting olny worse :( , (crying)

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yup im feeling that with u bro :(

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Your avatar and this thread don't match up.

You must have created this thread because you are unable to get high at the moment!

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Agreed. Though, if you are patient in the end I doubt life is that bad. After you are dead and gone you'll probably think back all like "damn, wish i had life again" kinda how everyone has to take naps when they are young, but never get too when they are older.

I really miss naps.

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u wont think same to your dream its to get fucking job leave somewhere and kill your self right?

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Fuck 'fuck life'-ing tbh

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but then it will get pregnant :(

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funny.

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ikr

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Everything turns around at some point

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yeah :/

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Do it!

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Life is hard and nobody will tell you otherwise. Still, overcoming obstacles is what makes it interesting. And since we have only one life, we got to make it count, do something that will make us happy!

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: ) and it's through those obstacles where we discover our strength

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Exactly! ^_^ When something happens to you and you manage to overcome it, you find out that you're not as weak as you thought and that you have the power to change your life!
And a bit relevant (maybe you'll find it irrelevant though) quote from Green Street Hooligans:
Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go.

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Although too many obstacles can leave you as a broken man....

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But you'll keep gathering strength and show everyone that you're not beaten. The past remains in the past and it will not affect you. So just mind about the present because this is what matters.

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I guess it differs per person. speaking out of experience

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Anything can affect you negatively as long as you allow it. No matter what it is, feeling bad isn't going to change anything.

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My experience is that after a life filled with shit and negativity, it's very hard to think positive again. but let's not steal this guy's topic

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yeah easy to say forget 3 years with girl who go back her ex boyfriend and it was my bad because of that still dont know why ..

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Feeling bad isn't going to change anything though. Whatever happened, remains in the past. You're the one that shapes your future, not your past.

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sometimes going to change tonight i was crying a lot because of thinking on everything every moment funny sad what ever and need somehow to drop that out of me ..

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wait what? you're 18, had a 3year relationship with a more or less same-age girl who is now back with her (dump, ugly, stupid af, absolutly iditoc) ex?

whoa...kids start early today...

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they were toghater maybe 1 month and brake up thats what she told me...and she go for some reason in his home i ask why then i was bad and its my bad idk why that was my bad but okay ..

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pls note: these memes are for cheerup purpose only and dont necessarily reflect the opinion of the author xD

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haha u make smile on my face again :) ty hahah idk why im asking same ...

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Thats great! See, even in the darkest hours theres is light and we can smile/laugh about stupid stuff :)

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that stupid stuff will take some times to calm down :/ " In a few years you'll look back and laugh at how dumb you were." from ExtremussPrime :)

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Must be a wise man ;)
Its a part of growing up - getting along with live no matter how fucked up you are^^

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i will give my best,until next time i fuck the up and again same :/

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3 years? that's all? my woman left me after 11 years. and here i am, 3 years later. life was shit for a while, but it got better. way better. it will be the same for you, don't worry. life always goes up and down repeatedly. which means eventually it will always go up again. :)

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yeah as i say already i will need some time to think about everything :) im sorry because of that what happend with u and your wife :/

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What happened?

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broke with girl,start fight with my friend not real fight he try to help me on facebook and i say what i dont need because was mad..

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how old are you?

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18 ...

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You'll find another girl, you have plenty of time. It only hurts in the moment. I thought I've found the right girl, broke up with her. Best decision ever. In a few years you'll look back and laugh at how dumb you were.

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in few years i will laugh but not now and its not only that problem it's more but i wont talk about it

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Yeah, life is shit, can't deny that. Go play something, watch a movie, entertain you with something.

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not in moment to play something or watch some movies just wanna listen music try keep my mind

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did you learned your lesson? 3D girls sucks (sadly not literally), 2D girls are much better, they don't burn your money, they will always love you, they won't want you to change, and they won't break you.... come join the dark side

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no ty

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then cry like a lil' girl

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that is what i was doing all night

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Recently stumbled upon a quote that resonated with me - looked up the originator (Daniell Koepke) and found some other good ones.

Without knowing the specifics of your situation, I hope these will help you in some way.
Everyone goes thru ups and downs in life - it's easy to go through life with blinders - take a step back and see the bigger picture (it's tough, I know :( )

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bro its to much :(

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be patient with yourself - there are no absolute good or bad things - it's the way we react to them that matter
we never know where some paths lead us

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who know where this will lead

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TL:DR

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It's always darkest before the dawn.

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after dawn its dark again ..

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Time heals all wounds.

Your human nature will naturally refute this claim right up until the moment of clarity.

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hope so :)

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As Aonuma said, the secret to a happy life is to forget everything.
So forget about her and cheer up and then go out with someone who makes the person who dumped you feel really insecure.
Either way, things will most definately get better in due time, even if it might not feel like it right now.

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i hope so :(

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I hate life too xD

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lets fuck him toghater !

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Remember. Just because you think your life sucks, there is ALWAYS someone worse off.

Me- no job since the end of April, no money, haven't had a girl in a couple of years, won't even TELL you the last time I got laid, I think I'm about to be evicted, I'm on medications for my entire life, no college degree so jobs get limited to me, as well as a SEVERE bad back. Plus I'm starting to think that spacecat is allergic to me. :P

But as much as I give the universe the middle finger on a daily basis, sometimes twice on Sundays, I'm STILL never suicidal. And I have no idea why..

I don't know what's going on in your life to make you feel this way and it's most likely none of my business. I'm just trying see you look at any and all bright sides.

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feeling sorry about that man :/ idk i dont have job either so yeah its bad ... lot of stuff making me sad right now

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And don't forget God's final message to his people, according to Douglas Adams- “We apologise for the inconvenience.”

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