You can't just fuck life.
You've gotta take it on a couple dates, treat it right. Then, once you've gained it's trust, bring it back to your place and lock it in your sex dungeon.
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That reminds me of that old line, you know, the answer to "How do you like your coffee?"
I like it the same as I like my women!
Forced through a grinder, stored in the cupboard and slowly ingested by my house guests.
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Yo, are you okay man? Add me on Steam if you need to talk.
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My best two pieces of advice are
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I wanna get a tattoo saying that. Not even kidding.
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make it sparkly with lot´s of colors while you are at it - at least people will know it was a bad decision :P
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Yeah sure Bono has nuts. They probably also have their own private jet in case he ever needs them flown out to him.
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life is shit and its getting olny worse :( , (crying)
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Agreed. Though, if you are patient in the end I doubt life is that bad. After you are dead and gone you'll probably think back all like "damn, wish i had life again" kinda how everyone has to take naps when they are young, but never get too when they are older.
I really miss naps.
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Life is hard and nobody will tell you otherwise. Still, overcoming obstacles is what makes it interesting. And since we have only one life, we got to make it count, do something that will make us happy!
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Exactly! ^_^ When something happens to you and you manage to overcome it, you find out that you're not as weak as you thought and that you have the power to change your life!
And a bit relevant (maybe you'll find it irrelevant though) quote from Green Street Hooligans:
Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go.
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Although too many obstacles can leave you as a broken man....
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But you'll keep gathering strength and show everyone that you're not beaten. The past remains in the past and it will not affect you. So just mind about the present because this is what matters.
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I guess it differs per person. speaking out of experience
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Anything can affect you negatively as long as you allow it. No matter what it is, feeling bad isn't going to change anything.
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My experience is that after a life filled with shit and negativity, it's very hard to think positive again. but let's not steal this guy's topic
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Feeling bad isn't going to change anything though. Whatever happened, remains in the past. You're the one that shapes your future, not your past.
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wait what? you're 18, had a 3year relationship with a more or less same-age girl who is now back with her (dump, ugly, stupid af, absolutly iditoc) ex?
whoa...kids start early today...
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Thats great! See, even in the darkest hours theres is light and we can smile/laugh about stupid stuff :)
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Must be a wise man ;)
Its a part of growing up - getting along with live no matter how fucked up you are^^
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3 years? that's all? my woman left me after 11 years. and here i am, 3 years later. life was shit for a while, but it got better. way better. it will be the same for you, don't worry. life always goes up and down repeatedly. which means eventually it will always go up again. :)
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Recently stumbled upon a quote that resonated with me - looked up the originator (Daniell Koepke) and found some other good ones.
Without knowing the specifics of your situation, I hope these will help you in some way.
Everyone goes thru ups and downs in life - it's easy to go through life with blinders - take a step back and see the bigger picture (it's tough, I know :( )
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Time heals all wounds.
Your human nature will naturally refute this claim right up until the moment of clarity.
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As Aonuma said, the secret to a happy life is to forget everything.
So forget about her and cheer up and then go out with someone who makes the person who dumped you feel really insecure.
Either way, things will most definately get better in due time, even if it might not feel like it right now.
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Remember. Just because you think your life sucks, there is ALWAYS someone worse off.
Me- no job since the end of April, no money, haven't had a girl in a couple of years, won't even TELL you the last time I got laid, I think I'm about to be evicted, I'm on medications for my entire life, no college degree so jobs get limited to me, as well as a SEVERE bad back. Plus I'm starting to think that spacecat is allergic to me. :P
But as much as I give the universe the middle finger on a daily basis, sometimes twice on Sundays, I'm STILL never suicidal. And I have no idea why..
I don't know what's going on in your life to make you feel this way and it's most likely none of my business. I'm just trying see you look at any and all bright sides.
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And don't forget God's final message to his people, according to Douglas Adams- “We apologise for the inconvenience.”
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