Or, alternatively, "Top 3 video game characters I would have sex with in a Burger King bathroom".

Do it, you coward.

MY TOP 3!

Solas (Dragon Age: Inquisition)
The Outsider (Dishonored)
Robert Joseph MacCready (Fallout 4)

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  1. Morrigan Aensland - Darkstalkers
  2. Rose/Zero - Drakengard 3
  3. Medusa - Fate Series
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Bloodrayne
Claire from Resident Evil games
Lara Croft
Zoey from L4D
Max from Life is Strange
Shelly Bombshell

I can't choose just 3

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The first to pick Max over Chloe in this topic.
I agree!

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  1. GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2.
  2. GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2.
  3. GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2.
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Think of your poor companion cube's feelings, you monster.

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It was just work... I was using him to get past the doors... sorry, nothing personal, but my heart belongs to GLaDOS.

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  • Tripitaka - Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
  • Kasumi - Dead or Alive
  • Rikku - Final Fantasy
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  • Axel (Kingdom Hearts 2 / KH 358/2 Days)
  • Togami Byakuya (Danganronpa)
  • Souji Okita (Hakuouki)
  • and any Sherlock Holmes from any Sherlock Holmes games.
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That won't look weabooish at all...

  1. Sara (Tales of Link)
  2. Marta Lualdi (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World)
  3. Kat (Gravity Rush)

However, there's need for lots of honorable mentions but trying to name just a few would make sth like this:
D.Va (Overwatch)
Rose (Tales of Zestiria)
Cheria Barnes (Tales of Graces f)
Alicia Melchiott (Valkyria Chronicles)
Neera (Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition)
Eryn (Fairy Fencer F)
Angela Thompson (Trauma Center)
Coo Franson (Dark Rose Valkyrie)

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Leliana (dragon age series)
Tali (Mass effect series)
Lilly Satou (katawa shoujo)
bonus Rise from Persona 4

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  1. Octodad. Tentacles, y'know.
  2. Slime from any fantasy game ever. I'm into that, probably.
  3. The owl from Hotline Miami. He can hurt me any day ;)
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i hereby present you the official best list among other lists I read or at least skimmed award

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Well, ReptilianWorldOrder, I offer you the maybe-best-username-on-the-site trophy :)

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Mona sax (max payne 1 & 2)
North(detroit became human)
Yennefer( witcher 3)
Triss marigold(witcher 3)
Ciri(witcher 3)
and there are more but these are my top 4 crushes!

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Mercy
Mercy
Mercy

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Bayonetta (Bayonetta 2) Short haired Bayonetta, best Bayonetta. It's known.
Rinoa (FF VIII)
Morrigan (Dragon Age: Origins)

Special mention to Max (Life is Strange) I tried so hard to get her away from Chloe. They say you have choices in the game, but it always push them towards each other. >.<

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BUT MAX AND CHLOE! <3

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Chloe is the worst! She doesn't deserve Max :P

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I liked Max! But Chloe....! <3
Well, you take Max, I shall have Chloe. All sorted ^^

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Deal! xD

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Been a long time since I had those, but they were Xana from Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, Lili from Tekken and Jeanette Voerman from Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines.

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I haven't seen Tifa mentioned once on this thread. And I haven't heard of half of the characters people are bringing up.

Does this mean I'm getting old?

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In no particular order:

Yuffie Kisaragi - Final Fantasy VII and its sequels/spinoffs
Rin Tezuka - Katawa Shoujo
Nick Valentine - Fallout 4

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  1. Liara (Mass Effect) but let's face it, I would also go for Garrus, Tali, Miranda, Jack <3.......
  2. Agent 47 (Hitman) At least I saw him once <3 I'm not alone! \o/
  3. Garrett (Thief) :]
  4. Chloe (Life is Strange)

I'll stop right here, before I start thinking of more games happily scrolling through finished games

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  1. Isabela (Dragon Age 2)
  2. Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3) - although I haven't actually played this one yet.
  3. I'mma pick Fran AND Balthier (Final Fantasy XII)

Mostly a lesbian list. Balthier's probably the only male character in all of gaming I find hot.

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No particular order. I'm gay for them all equally.

  • Leon (Resident Evil(s))
  • Connor (Detroit: Become Human)
  • Joseph (Evil Within 1)
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These are the ones off the top of my head.

Chloe Price (Life is Strange)
Lightning Farron (FFXIII)/Cloud Strife (FFVII) - they have the same face anyway so I'll just put them in the same item lmao
Riku (Kingdom Hearts) - I really, really dig his look in KH2 and 358/2 Days...

Now that I'm listing them, I'm sensing a pattern here.... apparently sad emo boy/girl is my type jskdfdk LMAO I would likely never date anyone like that IRL tho. I just like how they look.

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I'm too lazy to read thru the comments, but did everybody miss the Digital Underground reference?

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They did ;(

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I weep for the youth of today

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Aww man....three is too little. Pretty much the entire main cast of FFVIII, though I'm older now so they need to age up a little.

I'll just list some that come to mind since my brain is sore right now:

  • FemShep (Mass Effect) (Actually I'd do Jack too...Garrus also)
  • Yuna (FFX), but I'd woo her, less of the random sex, more of the lifelong love.
  • Red (Transistor).

So even though I'm a bisexual woman, most of my picks are ladies, probably because I'm married to a (wonderful) man and the grass is always greener and all that. That being said, I'm not really picky. Anyone with a personality I like or good looks is eligible, were I not married.

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Forgot about FemShep. Damn. Good picks, although... I'd only agree on Japanese Yuna. I don't like the English voice actress they gave her. Never played Transistor... but yeah... :o

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Amen to the redheads :) I don't mind English Yuna, but her voice is very soft, I don't know that I've ever heard her Japanese voice actress, so I'm gonna have to youtube that.

My Femshep is a redhead too. I always tell my husband that my dream lady is Femshep's personality in Jack's body (Mass Effect 2 though, nipple belts are a bit on the nose for me.)

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You should definitely youtube it. i feel like the Japanese voice actress has so much more confidence that it really gives the character a different feel. Of course, as with all things, your mileage may vary.

I've never really been into Jack, but I'll take her tattoos.

On the subject of redheads, I could talk/fantasize about them all day. Personally, I've always wanted red hair myself, but been far too scared to try it out. I have a complexion that really works best as a brunette, IMO. But yeah... redheads... <3

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Nothing these days, but, far as I remember, Annah from Planescape: Torment.

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Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Fran (Final Fantasy XII)
Ahri (League of Legends)

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