So, I asked my friend: "How do I know you are not a vampire?"
him: "I dont know, you tell me."
me: "Do you like getting sunburns during summer?"
him: "no"
me: "Do you enjoy eating a bunch of raw garlic?"
him: "no"
me: "would you survive if you got a wooden stake into your heart?"
....

Shit is out there man...

Also, I might have been quite inactive for a while so here is a simple random giveaway. :P (I was obviously bored)
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/08Ojz/styx-master-of-shadows

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What would you do?

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Use a mirror to reflect more sunlight
Use the garlic
Use the wooden stake
Do nothing
Use the potato
Scream: OMG THAT TWILIGHT MOVIE <333

As you can see on included image throwing potato into group of vampires is the best strategy found by humankind.

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It's a powerful weapon!

3 years ago
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Use a mirror to see if they have a reflexion

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In modern theory, the thing about mirrors and no reflection on vampires had to do with that mirrors used to be made with silver.

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ah i see. good to know.
now i need to find a silver mirror... or some silver tableware :)

3 years ago
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a potato test can works but better use a...

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Do use the garlic ... Do always use the garlic !
There's no sunlight at night !
https://hebbarskitchen.com/garlic-bread-cheesy-garlic-bread-recipe/

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Would garlic bread count though? I mean, I hate raw garlic, but garlic bread is a whole other story.

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Hmmm hmm...
I just did a quick search and is seems like garlic doesn't need to be raw to be good :
https://www.livestrong.com/article/340975-what-are-the-health-benefits-of-raw-garlic-vs-cooked-garlic/

Eating garlic is a great way to boost your health. In addition to being nutritious, garlic has been shown to reduce the risk of chronic conditions such as cardiovascular diseases and certain types of cancer. The greatest health advantages come from fresh, raw garlic. But if you prepare it correctly, you may be able to get many of the garlic benefits from its cooked form, also.

If internet says it, it have to be true, haven't it ? :D

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I dont like sunburns but enjoy to eat garlic. Guess I'm a hybrid.

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Damn... I haven't thought of this before, but looks like my dad is the only person I know who's not a vampire for sure (he would pass the garlic test).

Anyway, how do I properly use a potato to test for vampirism? I mean, I don't always have a wooden stake at hand, and summer happens way too rarely, so I'd like to have a reliable alternative.

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Let the potato guide you...

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thanks you for the giveaway !
this joke never gets old =)

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Vampire bump

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