Ahoy! I just registered and anybody generous enough to give me [ENDED]

a piece of cake? Plz, plz, plz! I really want some cake! :D

Oh, and I found some games for you: short train! ENDED

Attention: wall of text incoming! D:

What? You want more? Well, I do have more, but it's only for those special people who qualify for my (temporary) whitelist (you will be ungraciously removed from it few days later) and like super hard (nah, not really) puzzles!

What do I have?
Let me see...for lvl 1+ cheap bundle stuff:
Deponia ENDED
Devil's Dare ENDED
Adventures of Bertram Fiddle: Episode 1: A Dreadly Business ENDED
Insanity's Blade ENDED
Raptor: Call of The Shadows - 2015 Edition ENDED
Garden Rescue ENDED
Odysseus: Long Way Home ENDED
Project Root ENDED
Super Chain Crusher Horizon ENDED
Go! Go! Nippon! ENDED
X-note ENDED
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage ENDED
Knock-knock ENDED
NaissanceE ENDED
Return NULL - Episode 1 ENDED
FortressCraft Evolved! ENDED
Divekick ENDED
Qbeh-1: The Atlas Cube ENDED
The Impossible Game ENDED
Vessel ENDED
Terrian Saga: KR-17 ENDED
Rooks Keep ENDED
Amygdala ENDED
Puzzle Agent 2 ENDED
Gods Will Be Watching ENDED
The Walking Dead - 400 days DLC ENDED

For lvl 2+ cheap HB stuff:
The Walking Dead ENDED
The Walking Dead Season 2 ENDED
The Wolf Among Us ENDED
Tales from the Borderlands ENDED
Game of Thrones - A Telltale Games Series ENDED

That's all!

Want something? No? What are you still doing here then? Go away! D:
You do? Are you on my whitelist already or a charitable loser or been given Yunie & Winthorp's blue heart? If yes, go here and godspeed! No? Do you meet the following requirements? (Yes, yes, I'm selfish, elitist, whatever, accept me as I am... or don't.)

• level 1+
• ratio of 1.5 won to 1 sent (or better). This means if you won 3, you should have given at least 2, if you won 12, you should have given at least 8, etc...
• made a giveaway with at least 50 entries in the past 5 months
• have activated all wins and have no multiple wins for the past 1 year (and "served your time" for the previous ones, if any)
• the majority of your CV doesn't come from free games (including games given by GMG for linking your playfire profile with steam and such)
• not on my blacklist (don't ask)

You do? Great! Reply to my first post in the first carriage of the "free for all" mini train, which is located here... no, not in this thread... not as a reply to that giveaway either, reply here. If you indeed qualify, you will be added to my (temporary) whitelist and will be able to access Deponia giveaway. In it's description you will find the link to the super hard (nah, not really) puzzle which will guide you to the rest of the giveaways. By the way, if you need hints for the puzzle, please reply to my first post for that giveaway.

You don't meet the requirements? Oh, well, happens. Have you checked the short but free for all (cept the blacklisted ones, duh) train yet? :)

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