Online relationship disaster

Just do it.

Mmm my dick is so sore from all the sex I've been having.

Well.

Get a new steam account. Hahaha

And then what happened?

ignore your human feelins.. become a grass plain like me...

„So what do I do?“ Nothing. But you'll do something stupid anyway so at least keep this thread updated.

Maybe you have chosen wrong game?

If she talks with other guys (in lovey-dovey way) then she doesn't like you (anymore?) and there's no point in trying to "win" her with stupid tricks like that. Oh, and girls usually dislike this overly-attached-boyfriend attitude of yours. You should've let her breathe. Well, it's over anyway so get over it.

learn to deal with it!
Part of growing up,....

tell to both of them how much you like them, say that you regret doing that and why you did it.
if she doesn't love you, well that's another story you can't fix, and in the end tell them that you're happy if they forgive you.

although i have a feeling that this is a troll story

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