This is probably the most mature thread I've ever seen.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you made my day

You wet?

Have you seen the opening of Attack on Titan? well, i though that at the start of the song it was like: "I can have sex with the pigs and the eagles".
I don't really know what it says, something in german i believe.

wat

I mishear things all the time, so I can't remember anything off the top of my head. Next time it happens, however, I'll try to post it.

Playing L4D2 with an old friend, really late at night and tired so we were just screwing around, not playing too seriously. He asked me "Is it ok if I b-hop to my death?" and then jumped off the third floor.

I thought he said "Is it ok if I beat off at my desk?"

We'll bang, OK?

A math exercise, i'm too tired to explain it all but at a moment it said that "ball's quality depends on their weight" ... Agreed.