Do you believe you're currently doing enough to take care of your chicken?
yeah, uh... what?
what, sad... no bumps till I got here, and yet 8 entries into your giveaway. How sad.
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Here's what I think is happening:
People are watching, and really absorbing Mr. Lynch's wisdom... and then when the video ends, they are so energized to immediately begin taking care of their chicken... that they forget to come back and bump the thread.
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People dont bump to increase their odds of winning
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Sorry, I got distracted looking at fried chicken GIFs.
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Haha good, I was going to use Bump of Chicken! Glad someone already has! :D
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Whoa he just said take care of your bodies, then drifts off to say take care of your chickens
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i abuse my chicken. i choke it at least once a day, sometimes more. hell one time i choked it 15 times in one day just to see if i could.
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Did you go blind from all that chicken-choking or is that another myth? Asking for a friend...
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What? Chicken? Retirement?
Does he live on a farm?
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I dont get why, but seems like "chicken" is a slang for money.
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Or is it?
Mr. Lynch refers to money separately, when he advises to take care of our "bread."
So I wonder if "chicken" has a different meaning. Possibly an existential meaning, that cannot even be understood by our normal human brains.
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I'm basically a native English speaker and even I find it strange. He used "bread" to refer to money, which is not unusual, but "chicken"?? I've honestly never heard that before. It might be some kind of black athlete thing. Anyway it occurs to me that the term "nest egg" is used to refer to an investment or financial assets (like savings) and what do chickens do? Lay eggs in nests. So maybe that is what he was going for? That might be giving him too much credit though. Perhaps as in the wisdom of one Dave Chappelle, maybe black people just like chicken..... and are inclined to use it as a euphemism for this or that. Okay, well truthfully I like chicken too
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Fried chicken = hot money = stolen money?
I think I may be confused :D
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He's right, they really don't last that long.
I used to have chickens. Now one of them is in my freezer.
That video tho!
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That video tho!
It's amazing. It's one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
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All my chickens are fine, thank you very much:) I never wait for more than a few hours before frying or cooking them.
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Video does not load for me, but I'm sure it's great chicken-related wisdom :)
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Video doesn't load for me either:
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I agree with other SG-ers saying this video is quite strange. You were right when you replied, canis39, that he is not talking about the money because he listed the whole damn main course in his words of wisdom. I hope someone can enlighten us on what the dude is talking about because I am now very curious to learn xD
but yes, I do take care of me chicken, thankyouverymuch, Mr. Hockeyplayer!
Also, what kind of poll is that? "Fallen into disrepair" sounds like it is some sort of Robot Chicken! And if so, does it require constant care, not that I would replace my real chicken with an artificial one, mind you...
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My guess is that he's saying "checking" like "checkings account."
I laughed so hard trying to figure out what he was trying to say... My guess for that is because he's talking about getting to retirement...
Nevertheless, it's funny for some good laughs...
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chicken
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A kilogram of cocaine seems to be the highest rated definition ...
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lol, the dude is right, all my Stardew Valley chickens get treated with extra care and a dedicated daily hug, and they thank me with beautiful quality eggs. What else do I need? xD
Other than that, I'm not sure what he's talking about but he seems to know his stuff! :D
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i had five chickens, but 4 of them pecked the 5th to death. chickens are legit bastards!
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kill it, burn it, cook it, throw it down a hole, drown it in a river, put it in a spaceship and send it to the sun. damn chicken. 🤷
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http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=28473439
EDIT: a couple of other links in case the first one doesn't work:
https://www.thenewstribune.com/latest-news/article239231903.html
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/take-care-of-that-chicken-marshawn-lynch-urges-young-players-to-be-smarter-about-their-money-in-epic-press-conference-2020-01-13
Sage advice from the incomparable Marshawn Lynch.
And of course, a giveaway, for those of you who would rather play computer games than take care of your chicken.
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