It was once said by a man who couldn't quit
"Dope man, please give away some more ♥♥♥♥!"
The dope man said, umm... The dope man said...

The dope man said, "Clucka, I'm too lazy to rhyme. Just click on the links already."

Maybe look at the url #1
Noticing "probablyMyqy8" in the url should suggest visiting https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Myqy8/ for the Littlewitch Romanesque: Editio Regia giveaway. :)

Maybe look at the url #2
Noticing "probablygllH5" in the url should suggest visiting https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/gllH5/ for the MORDHAU giveaway. :)

Maybe look at the url #3
Noticing "probablyd0EC9" in the url should suggest visiting https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/d0EC9/ for the Total War: THREE KINGDOMS giveaway. :)

This was only a puzzle if you and/or your script couldn't read. :)

Thank you for playing, everyone! :) Hope the winners enjoy selling their trading cards playing their new games! :)


Sorry, I don't have any question for you. Umm...

Oh, did you get your Spring Cleaning Event 2019 badge? And did you actually run some games to get it?

Nope, neither did I. Three badges worth of precious xp for a bit of typing, wheee...

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Thank you too! :)

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thanks!
I did run some games to get it, because it was easier to run already installed games than to look up the app id

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Ahh, I was super lazy, put my mouse over the thing, didn't run any of them... :( Oh well...

Thank you! :)

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I never cheat, so my badge is only silver,
My Internet speeds could not deliver.
One can make the choice to game the game,
Or play the game, and what boon does that give your name?
Is it a hollow tag, a vacuous pin?
No glory, only more trash in the bin.

I would rather win my prize,
Let people see my true size.
Do my best for a badge,
I refuse to play the cadge.
I only let them happen honestly,
Deception of that sort is a comedy.

No, the path of no effort is no path at all,
On that slippery slope I refuse to step and fall.
I will let others deceive themselves,
But I will not respect what sits on their shelves.
To try, to strive, and lose is no failure,
That's the life of a real player.

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Ok, you win! :) We're not worthy! :) You have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you! :)

Sorry I don't have any spare keys for the best comment ever... :( Thank you! :)

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Waaay back in the day I used to make these rather often,
Yet now it sometimes seems my poetic license lies in a coffin.
One day GLaPOS made 7 big StarWars giveaways,
So I gave rhyme on each as salute via wordplay.

Yet as time flows one runs the risk to lose their spark,
The brightness of youth muddies and becomes dark.
And so today as I found myself on a nostalgic beat,
I found myself walking an old path and followed my feet.

Your talk of rhyme brought out the old flame and fanned it,
And my ego always enjoyed it when I flexed my wit.
I somehow doubt I will return to doing it on giveaways though,
So I made some here for an, "odd flex, but cool story bro."

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I think you'd be really good at Mad Verse City in the newest Jackbox. It's essentially creating raps to diss the people your playing against. Its fun :D

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Strawberry is a girl selling p....

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Thank you! :)

Gotta make a run, it's a big money deal... :)

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Free bump

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Thank you! :)

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Bump!
Yep, and I actually even managed to complete 3 short indie games from my backlog: Windosill — good, Subsurface Circular & All You Can Eat — superb

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Thank you, now I can feel guilty for owning all three of your game recommendations, but not knowing how... :( None installed, either... :(

Sigh...

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Oh no, don't feel guilty. We all have that sin for not playing but buying/owning. So many good games and only one me and real life outside. But if you'll be in the mood for 2-3 hours text-based+robot investigation or 30-minutes strip-comic adventure — you know what to do :)

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Indeed, I used to love the old Infocom text adventures... :) Apparently the Hitchhiker's Guide babelfish puzzle was supposed to be ultra-difficult, which I only discovered hmm, decades later? Maybe my brain was larger then, I can't solve puzzles worth a darn nowadays... :)

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Bump! :)

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Thank you! :)

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Finally got to the other two links 😅I was pretty much just like how another person was earlier. Looked at the url's and got actually got to the 1st giveaway. But then for the other two, this is what kept happening. I was like alright, either I'm a big dumbo/doing it wrong or something's not right. 😅Then finally googled & added ESGST to Chrome for the first time, thinking maybe that would help? It didn't so, then I tried what someone else suggested, along with another thing I've done before with hidden (?) GAs.

I'm not entering for any of the games, but still thank you for sharing with the community ✌🏼You'll be making some people (and their wallets!) very happy that they now get to play and have a probably wishlisted game crossed off. :)

As for the Spring badge event, personally thought it was a nice, doable opportunity to grow XP and earn a badge. Did 16 out of the 17 tasks, and ended up leveling from 11 to level 14 now. :) Mostly replayed some titles that haven't touched in a while and tried out the free Don't Starve Together.

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Hmm, sounds like you may have omitted the closing / i.e. https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/sX1g3 instead of https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/sX1g3/ - sorry... :)

As for myself I did all 17 things, or maybe I should say "did" all 17 things... Didn't get any levels out of it, but that's my fault... :)

Good luck in some other giveaway! :) Thank you! :)

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Bump!
Thanks for the great giveaways :-)

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I don't know if any of them are great, the only one I've played is the visual novel... :) Will have to wait until the other ones are cheaper or in a bundle or something... :)

Thank you! :)

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This year finally got level 3 badge :)

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Trading cards and badges are just pouring money down a hole, so try not to waste too much money on it... :)

Thank you! :)

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Bumpy thanks

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Thank you too! :)

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Downloaded the games to run for a minute bump.

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I was too lazy even to run Steam... :( Type type, free badge... :) Wheee... :)

Thank you! :)

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bump!!

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Thank you!! :)

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Far from home have phone with me only what a time to be alive... It had to be now while i cant do anythig huhh haha

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Sounds like you missed all the fun, oh well... :(

Thank you! :)

p.s. None of it was actually fun, so hopefully you had fun out in the real world somewhere! :)

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OMG: I can read! ;-D

Thanks kyu, great gibs!

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Reading's for nerds! Just let a script catch all the profitz while you sleep! :)

Thank you too! :)

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bump!
gold badge thanks to ASF :)

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Thank you! :) Alas, I didn't run a single one either... :)

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Bupmity

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Close enough for me! :) Thank you! :)

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I remember playing all 3 of those games for hours on our Apple II+

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Does that mean you actually knew how to play the Bilestoad? I never knew what I was doing, sure was cool fooling around though... :) I probably didn't even notice the music was supposed to be Für Elise until years later... :)

Thank you! :)

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IIRC the shield arm was moved inward or outward, or stopped by three keys and was a pain to block with as the reaction time was sluggish.

Dino Eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN6hG_BYe_s
Robotron 2084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU8-f5WM6w
Apple Panic, Ultima, Wizardry, Bards Tale, Wasteland, Might and Magic, I could go on for hours.

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I remember the framerate in Bilestoad tanked once anything was actually happening, should probably try it in an emulator some time and see if I can figure out how to play... :)

Oh, I played the holy heck out of classic RPG series Ultima, Wizardry, Bard's Tale, plus so many mediocre ones I forgot about... :) There's a Bard's Tale Trilogy on Steam, only played the first one so far but it's pretty good... :)

Ugh, I need to stop checking youtube for all the great old games, or I'll never finish replying in here... :)

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Didn't even notice the spring cleaning event as I've been kinda busy lately, haha
bump!

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It may not be too late, see if you can still do any of the stuff @ https://store.steampowered.com/springcleaning ...

Thank you! :)

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Bump! :3

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Thank you! :)

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Thanks, Totoro :D

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Looks like Dango Daikazoku... :) Thank you too! :)

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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

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Dang, used to hear that song all the time... :) Thank you! :)

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Thanks a lot
Bump!

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Thank you too! :)

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Bump!

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Thank you! :)

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bump

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Thank you! :)

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