oliver north-syndrome: I can´t remember

Well there is already a rape simulator, I know about another one slowly being created... I think we will se it sooner than we think.

Wanna be my new daddy? ;)

Hmm dunno :p How about this:

You play as a toddler first off. Your room is filled with a bunch of stuffed pedo bears. During the day, you're safe. You will be let out of your crib by your parents and you have all the time in the world to wobble around and collect pacifiers and bottles to get stronger. Pacifier for attack damage, and bottles for health. You can climb the simple things (like couches, chairs, etc), you cannot run and you cannot jump (you're just a toddler)There's only a certain amount that will spawn in a day, so once you feel you've had enough, you wobble over to your crib for night time. Once you get to your crib, your parents lock you in it and turn off the lights then shut the door. That's when the action happens. You have a blanket rope for you to crawl down. Once you get down there, your stuffed pedo bears come to life. You can only punch them, and they can only punch you. They cannot die, but they can be knocked unconscious after so many hits. Once they all get knocked unconscious, your night ends. The nights get harder after every night passes, since you can get your upgrades, so the stuffed pedo bears will hit harder. If they hit you too much, and you lose all of your health, then game is over. There's no limit for how many nights there are, you could play forever if you wanted. Your main goal during the day is to find all of the pacifiers and bottles so you can survive the night. That's all you can really do during the day.
What really happens is once you get put in your crib you fall asleep and these stuffed pedo bears are your nightmares that come to life. Once you lose all of your health, that is when you will wake up from it being too scary.

It took me 25 minutes to come up with that ;~;

Do you have some standards? or you'd shower with any daddy? :o