I just found this in my email inbox:

" Good day. How you mood?
You are surprised to receive from me the letter. I hope that for you it is
a pleasant surprise. Likely you now sit and think "where I have found yours
email".
I have addressed in Search of relations agency. This serious agency which
co-operates with many dating sites and has the big client base.
To me have offered some questionnaires of men. Thus I have received yours
email.
I want to learn about you. My name is Kseniya. To me of 28 years. I am
officially dissolved. I have a child to which 5 years.
I very much love children. I work as the manager in children's studio of
dance. I hope that we can get acquainted more close. I search for the
sincere man which is ready to establish with me a family.
I want to have real relations. I send you the photo that you knew who to
you writes.
If you want to communicate with me you can write on my e-mail:
k***@gmx.com.
I with impatience will wait your answer.
Have a good day, Kseniya"

What do you think, guys? Should I alleviate the impatience of this "officially dissolved" "woman" who allegedly found me through "this serious agency?"

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Take out the e-mail address.

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Yeah, no calling out!!1!

11 years ago
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Not sure why I should protect the email address of some spambot, but okay.

11 years ago
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Non-English users might read it thinking it's real and e-mail them.

11 years ago
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hahahahahahahaha

11 years ago
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she should be looking for men that talk in her same language, a relationship between 2 people who ca barely understand each other is like a titanic.

and that is just 1 reason why is this bullshit

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Going down is inevitable in any relationship :p

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yeah but you can make it last

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Never, ever, risk passing up the chance at true love.

11 years ago
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Men trying to sound like women. Hah. ^^

11 years ago
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She wants the D.

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+1

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i get e-mails like this like at least once a week :D

11 years ago
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yeah an ordinary spam, they send emails to "the whole alphabet" and wait for "the opposite of clever" men to respond and add their email in spam database.

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I have so much fun at those emails, usually sending pictures giving my graphical representation of "her" words, or posting pictures of literally ANYONE i find on google, just to later get bored and tell that scammer to get screwed by a horny llama.

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I'd be creeped out

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She wants the M.

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If you don't send a positive response, someone, somewhere will be very sad. They only wanted comfort and love from another person, to be only rudely rejected and called names.

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ive played along wit hthese types of emails before, its painfully obvious that a person is not on the pther end reading but just some bot sending canned messages. Very similar to customer support of a lot of companies

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That grammar... it's so bad...

11 years ago
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Officially dissolved? If you're lonely she sounds like the perfect solution...

...Come on, deserving of a badum-tisch!

11 years ago
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Ba-dum-tss!

11 years ago
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Send "her" your bank account data. If on the next day your acc is empty, "she's" fake. 60% of the time, it works every time

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My bank account is already empty from the last time!

11 years ago
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i just checked my spam folder...and found the exact same email. For a dissolved woman, she sure gets around.

11 years ago
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Its always easier to spread a dissolved woman around. Heck, I've got a steel drum of cheerleader in my garage!

11 years ago
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dissolved woman really? so... what happens when you throw her in water?

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Where's the photo of this dissolved woman?

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Closed 11 years ago by Grimcicle.