I had a package of toilet paper say "Boo" to me once.

Seriously.

bread.

I once had a prawn vindaloo that came back to haunt me.

Messy.

my rabbit said to me "mom" and im male....

and ps : rabbits dont talks or making any noice...

My entire bloody family gets the desire to be haunted when a new family member is born. Picture falls of the wall of a dead relative? Ghost. See some bent light? Ghost. See two shapes going through a hall where only me and a dog were walking? Ghost.
Bah

walk in bed room .
see ghost .
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my cat stared into my room one night and no one was there, but he was following something like there was a person there, then i heard a big bang and my cat got scared. :(

poor kitty

I once heard a loud sigh in my room one night when I was getting in bed and before I even turned around I freaked the hell out. I totally avoided the direction the noise came from as much as possible. I had to sleep facing away from the corner where the sigh came from and didn't get any sleep for at least 4 hours while in bed. I fell asleep afraid. >_< This was the first year when I first moved into this house. I would never want to make contact with the paranormal.

I approve of the word "Anecdotal" before the word "evidence" when referring to the "paranormal"

And to answer your question: no.

I am a Hunter from Network Zero but you probably won't believe me.

a ghost stole my penis

I've seen a ufo. No joke.

I'm being touched right now.

The only creepy thing that ever happened to me was when I was about ten years old. I heard an old doll of mine playing a tune upstairs in our attic. It was some kind of tellytubby doll (the red one) that I used to have when I was like 3 years old, and I thought we had gotten rid of it long ago. As I went upstairs to check it out, the tune stopped playing (me starting to be freaked out right about now). When I finally got up, I checked through my old toy bin, and sure enough, the doll was right there.

I started opening up the back of it to pull out the batteries so it wouldn't randomly start playing again.

Except that there were no batteries in it at all...

I was probably 13 or so at the time, my friend and I were riding our bikes and we stopped for a moment at the bottom of a grassy hill. On top of the hill was a retirement center, one new building one old that had been damaged in a fire. For some reason, we never figured out, both of us looked up at the giant clock on the side of a 'tower' on the burned building which hadn't worked in many years.
As we looked up to the clock we both noticed a shadowy-white figure appear in a window below the clock. We quickly looked to each other and back to the window which is now empty, then back to each other for a moment before getting back on our bikes and riding silently home

When I was 8 there was a pond near where I lived that all the kids hung out and played at. One day when NO ONE was around, which was completely unheard of, I looked up through the few thin trees at one side of the lake and saw a saucer shape floating across the sky very slowly, barely seeming to move at all, before shooting off.

My girlfriend and I both witnessed a UFO. We were heading home at 1AM-ish from a movie, and while we were driving, an orange light appeared in the sky, and was hovering in place... Then it would shoot over to another location, and hover... And back and forth. Then it came over the car (and got larger), then disappeared.

I also was told to "GO TO BED" once by (what I assume to be) a spirit in my residence hall. And a few other people in the hall have seen apparitions that walk through walls.

The house i live in is over 200 years old. It was a slave plantation in the old days. Everyone one of my family including me have seen and heard things here. We have found bones and etc before. Things will go missing and reappear. You will here walking up and down the stairs.I and my uncle have seen a old lady in our living room. In a rocking chair. We have heard chains moving. And so much more

I've seen a few ghosts. I only see them late at night when I'm the only one awake and only in my boyfriend's room. It's weird, like they're attracted to him or something.... I've never told anyone before.

Yeah, best one was waking up next to some girl though, that made me jump, another time she apparently didn't like the music I was playing and proceeded to throw about 5 cds across my room into my wall, ****ing bitch. I have experienced other ghosts, one being my great great grandma that was hanging around at the time my dad was going off to war, other times its just a random passerby, once this guy was in my room for about 3 months, dude had a giant afro, he didn't do much....

Ehh, apparently a whole side of my family is pretty Psychic, some of it passed on to me I am guessing, I can also read peoples minds sometimes but thats totally random and I cant control it sadly, like once I got the phone and brought it over to my mother and she looked at me funny and said "I was about to just ask you to grab that and bring it to me"...

Don't expect anyone to believe this though, honestly I find it hard to believe myself and I don't exactly consider myself religious or spiritual in many ways...Kinda funny really.

When you are in control of your dream, usually just before waking up unless you know how to lucid dream, try forcing yourself in a dream to look in a mirror.
It's either the scariest shit you've ever seen or you will wake up laughing to yourself.

Fort Delaware

When i was dreaming and i managed to force myself to look at the mirror, i saw Tupac, then suddently everything got black and i woke up..

Yeah, once i "let the dogs out". I flushed the toilet, went back to the bathroom a few hours later. AND THE DOGS WERE FLOATING THERE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. I was godsmacked

I was touched, but I was told never to talk about it.

Also, ghosts are infrasound.

cool, now I won't sleep for a couple of nights, thanks a lot!