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Congratz! You must be so proud (of your sperm).

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lolwut

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nope. not his sperm. the dragonborn (like most interspecies hybrids) is sterile.
s'ok though...its so much easier if you get to meet the kid first, talk to them ect. you even get to choose what they'll look like from whats in stock at the time.
biological fatherhood sucks i mean sure the kid looks like you but starting from scratch you roll the dice, what if your kids a dick? you're stuck with him unless adoption....on the other hand as a result of that adoption is full of asshole reject children passed over by their families who got first pick of the litters so you're screwed either way really. (theres probably a reason her aunt threw her out after inheriting the farm)

10 years ago
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You're a horrible person. Please don't become a parent.

10 years ago
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The Joke

Your Head

You

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This is, without a doubt, my favorite gif of all time.

10 years ago
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Though it was an obvious joke, it wasn't funny nor was this the place and time.

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Actually i thought it was pretty hilarious

10 years ago
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Good point, there's a time and place for stuff like this.

And joke threads are not the place for jokes.

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It's a pretty piss poor joke if it depends entirely on getting a reference to something that not everyone would be familiar with, and if you don't get the reference it just comes across as horribly dehumanizing.

By the way, references aren't jokes.

10 years ago
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To you guys above me: What if the guy was actually serious, and was speaking his mind?

mind=blown

10 years ago
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where´s the GA?? :v

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De donde sacan que hay una? :shrug:

10 years ago
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vi tu perfil! e.e private D:

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same

+1

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Thankz For Skyrim:D

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Does that makes you a mother-f**ker?

;)

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i want to play this .. but i dont have this game :(

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Wait for summer sale, maybe you can get it for almost $7

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Skyrim is so overrated, just play Oblivion or Morrowind, they are far better.

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Mods!

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Why mods when my opinion it's just true?

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He mean modification.

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he means while vanilla is overrated theres mods to fix that. wasn't calling for the mods lol(but skyrim really shouldn't get credit for the mods anyway)

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Anyways it's a shit compared to other TES like Morrowind and Oblivion.

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I'm an uncle. Much better. I can spoil them all I want, then dump them on their parents.

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true :p

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^lol

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Its fun before you dump them off if you tell the kids that their parents are taking them out for ice cream or some other thing that will get them really excited.

10 years ago
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Why wait? Sugar and energy drinks before dumping them off.

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then tell them their parents are taking them out for more.

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energy drinks maybe, but sugar is fine

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Me too. We have all the fun, and parents have to do the cleanup.
Also, going with second cousin, who is couple years younger, to the pub and being called uncle - nothing can beat that )

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Looks like a tiny middle aged man.

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How rude! They exist! :D

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OMG! THANKS FOR THE 2 SKYRIM GA!

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facepalm

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Congrats! ;D

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Wow that's a really fine biological specimen..no undesirable traits whatsoever. Are you going to take over the world with that?

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NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... oh... wait... you said "a" father not "your" father!

10 years ago
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Bad Father

10 years ago
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My daughter was happy with a knife a gave her, and not the happy with the doll :-)

10 years ago
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Where is your wife ????

10 years ago
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Didn't took a picture of her

10 years ago
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Pic or didnt happen

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and she has sworn to carry your burdens

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In the kitchen

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Such a troll...

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Congrats :)

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Congratu ... w8 what ???? dude get a lifE!!!

10 years ago
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I installed the "killable children" mod and decapitated all kids.

I don't hate kids.

I did it because it made me laugh that it upsets others...

10 years ago
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I thought a real father... Whatever.

10 years ago
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No offense but your child looks like she could also be 50 with that face.

10 years ago
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GZ

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Man she's so adorable.

10 years ago
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Oh,come here dady!

10 years ago
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Condolences.

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Closed 10 years ago by DoctorHolmes.