Future events such as these will affect you in the future

I was reading this post and it has the most improbable idea in it ever: the first person to necro it in 3 months can enter a giveaway. But, and that's the catch, it has to be legally dead for a week to count as a necro, so any idiot with sufficient dedication can ruin it for everyone.

I don't believe for one second that it won't go down in flames, barring moderator intervention. (Mods, are you listening? Intervene if you've got the spare time, just to screw with people's heads.) Consider this post a companion piece: regardless of what happens in the other post, and regardless of what happens in this one, there will be a giveaway here in slightly less than 3 months from the moment this was posted.

Why slightly less?

Because when this thread hits 88 days, you're gonna see some serious shit.