[Forum Game] Ban the poster above you

This is a game that I've enjoyed in other forums. Simply state a reason for banning the poster above you. THIS IS NOT A REAL BAN, IT IS MERELY A GAME. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!

Anywho, here is an example, if I were the next one to post, I would say "banned for starting this thread"

Be creative, and have fun!!!