Learn English with Ricky Gervais .srt file + YANA Train [slightly NSFW]

lots of words, lately so...:

you should help me write subtitles, English (British English being very welcomed), your Language. this blue box below is what i've already done.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah6WEo2y7do)

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Hello and welcome to Learn English with

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Ricky Gervais

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I'm Ricky Gervais, is with me Karl

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Pilkington all right I won't be speaking

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your language I won't be translating

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what I say I'll just be speaking English

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okay? The translation will come up on the

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bottom of the screen.

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This is my friend Karl Pilkington. He is

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bold. He is bold, he has no hair.

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Karl Pilkington has no hair. I know -they

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can see I've got no hair. 

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Well what do they need to know that for? 

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If they're learning a language,

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"a bald head" isn't that important

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Teaching them how to ask for bread or milk

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We'll get to that. But this is about

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friendship and family. You know, so...

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it's all useful. There's so many words.

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You know, they might as well start

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somewhere.

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There's too many words. A lot of words. 

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Lots of words. 

you may find this being slightly related to You're Not Alone thread. if so, join YANA Train by reading, empathizing searching and finding the first cart.
would be noice if you'll decide to share a gift or two, for SG Christmas and SG New Year, in that train. these festive days can be heavy stuff, if you're already feeling little blue

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