Not enough forum games around here, I always love reading the descriptions when I play this one. Basically you describe a game badly and people have to guess what it is. Please respect other peoples suggestions, try not to bump them away with your own. Similar premise to the guess the game thread, I'll start with an example.

Plumber breaks rocks with head, somehow doesn't get concussion.

Answer would be Mario. thanks for the corrections, Mario breaks rocks with his fist! The more you know!

Ok, with that, I'll start...

Blind unsupervised girl goes looking for stray cat.

EDIT: due to overwhelming response I wasn't expecting, please don't post a new reply until the previous question gets a response! Thanks for your participation! Winner gets to make next choice, if no response from the winner within the hour or the winner choose to pass then anyone can post. Again really don't want to regulate things too hard but want to make sure everyone gets a go!

Unsolved
https://www.steamgifts.com/go/comment/XSsZgKs

User Correct Guesses
adam1224 19
Adrian124 2
AmanoSukkiri 1
ArasWindaril 1
Asperyules 1
Atalante 1
BarefootMonkey 1
BloodyRo 2
blubbers 4
Ceebers 5
Creepsho 3
dakata 1
dantenemo 1
DontBeSilly 4
Dragoons 2
Dyna18 1
Fnord 1
Formidolosus 12
grez1 1
heavenhairsixes 1
heilurmes 1
Kletar 1
llewxam 1
lmxn 1
MaraKalat 1
Monofthedead 1
Montekrizt0 1
Moooo 2
Nanabanana 1
Psygineer 1
Quisty 2
ryuga 1
Scarwiz 2
shibabul 4
Skibby 2
SolidSnake3133 3
SpankyPie 1
Sundance85 5
talgaby 4
Thirteen13 1
Tyrogus 3
UlverHausu 2
Voidy 2
Wallister 5
Wolfedood 4
zelghadis 3

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95% of 'Souls fans doesnt have a clue that this game exists.

EDIT : Time for hint : this game is directly thought vaguely connected to souls games.

Winner : BarefootMonkey
Prize : blank space

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Barbie the Dreamhouse

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:D I guess this game does fit. But not the one i'm thinking of.

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Demon's Souls?

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Nah.

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Secret of the magic crystals?

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Nay.

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Titan souls... :-P

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Nay

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Bloodbourne?

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Nah.

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Devil Daggers lol

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Nay :D

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DarkMaus or Salt and Sanctuary?

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Naha.

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Pac-Man. No wait, make that King's Field.

Actually I had no clue that exists either - I just got it from Wikipedia.

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King's Field! Well done,sir :)

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tally

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Slashy Souls? :D

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WHat;s that:o?

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Shitty mobile game but it's dank soulz!

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Guy hits his head in a car crash, his vision gets all foggy and starts killing random people on the street.

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Resident Evil can't remember which one

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Nope but you were pretty close though.

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Silent Hill?

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That's right, you guessed it!

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got stuck reading all the previus i did knew this one but well 31-32 minutes late geez :v

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No problem, I'm still happy that so many people know about Silent Hill.

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u kidding ofc i know SH, one of the best survival horror franchise that exist! Too bad konami cancelled silents hills :/

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Damn right, imo it's the best horror game ever. Fuck konami they gave us hope then took it all away.

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sad story but true :( fuck konami -_-

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tally

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You are a pilot of a customizable Mech that works independently of two greedy mega-organizations that are working towards supremacy over the other, which is causing significant strife among the populace.

Winner: Tsukichild "Armored Core"

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warframe?

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Nope.

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titanfall?

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Nope.

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Front Mission Evolved? or 3? idk

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Nope.

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Shogo?

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Nope.

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Tie Fighter? :D

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Nope.

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Wild Arms?

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Nope.

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Hawken?

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Nope.

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Armoured Core?

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Yup!

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Visitor from another planet, enslaves the local population to do his bidding and collect the junk of higher beings.

Hint: It's child friendly and you play as the visitor

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Falling Skies: The Game? o.O

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Haha no... not quite as dystopian as the description suggests, but the goal was to describe it 'badly' after all.

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Destroy All Humans!

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No, more cutesy than that.

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Pikmin series.

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Well done...

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tally

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Counting? =)

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Nameless protagonist steals a knife and is forced to run/jump through countless impractical traps in penance.

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Prince of Persia?

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Yep

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tally

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You are supposed to look for your aunt but you totally forget about that while grinding to get new shiny toys for more pewpew.

Hint: It's a space game

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*sigh* feels like half of AAA games could apply :|
But just to take a guess: We-totally-bought-only-his-name-not-the-quality Tom Clancy's The Division?

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No. Those toys are rather big and you can fly in them. Also not a AAA game.

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hmmm not sure but i'll give it a shot! awesomenauts?

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No.

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Me: If I'll keep going left I will get outta here...
Game: Hahahaha. No.

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AntiChamber?

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Yup! Damn it, it was way too easy :D

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Same guess :D mindfuckery labyrinths

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tally

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great game, i almost start moving shit wth my mind after playing it, and i haven't completed yet, i lack of 8-9 pictures to complete the wall :P

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Float in space, think, complain about rain, eventually get destroyed by random object

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Mountain?

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Yup! Damn it, it was way too easy :D

Ooops :D

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yep

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Haha, only because i've been playing it recently... In fairness to the mountain, sometimes he's excited about the rain. "I am in love with this rainy day"

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tally

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You play your metal guitar to buff your weapon of metal while driving a full-metal car. It doesn't go any more metal than this.

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Brutal Legend <3

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Yep.

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tally

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It doesn't go any more metal than this

OZZY IS THE MUTHERLOVIN GUARDIAN OF METAL

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Just 5 more minutes.

Hint: That's what character of the game could say, not you :)
Hint 2: Actually you say it every morning too.
Hint 3: Puzzle game.
Hint 4: Lunatic.
Hint 5: Includes Dali-like watches.

Right answer: Back to Bed (guessed by Formidolosus)
EDIT: Now, that was bad explained game! I^v^I7

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Civilization Any

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Nope :)

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Terraria ?

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Nope :)

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CS:GO?

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Nope :)

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Stardew Valley?

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Unfortunately no :)

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Heroine Hero.

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LOL, but no :D

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Bully ?

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It's a puzzle game :)

6 years ago
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The Puppet Master ?

6 years ago
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Nope :(

6 years ago
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perhaps the dream machine?

6 years ago
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Still no, but I'd say it's much closer than previous guesses :)

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Dream?

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Nope :)

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Back to Bed?

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YES! :D Congrats! :)

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That was really obtuse! :-D

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tally

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Just 5 more % >.<

6 years ago
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Any game at my laptop during download :P

6 years ago
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our BLAEO lists!

6 years ago
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Green ham and eggs

Hint: it's a popular game series and a bit like cancer in the way it's spread to everything else. Clothing, toys, movies etc.

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Dr Seuss? waaat

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Sort of , but that would be green eggs and ham...

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angry birds?

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Yeah guess the hint made it too easy...

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the green ham was too much (?

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Lol, you must have guessed it as I was adding the hint. Yeah I didn't think it was too hard, but it was taking a while.

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well yeah when i guessed hint was not there yet xD. Like i said, green ham was the only hint needed, green ham = green pigs + eggs

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tally

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Brutal Legend again?

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Slain: Back from Hell ?

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R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R ... B+

Hint: Mask wearing maniac makes a pixelated mess while listening to synthwave.

Hint2: B+ is the rating and goes up to A+

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Bully :')

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Dance dance revolution?

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DMC ?

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hahaha that's a great guess, i'm voting on what u pick. let see if u were right! :P

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Nope, I thought of another game. :D

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Party Hard?

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Nope.

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Hotline Miami?

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You got it! :D

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tally

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Historical figures mow people down like grass.

Hint: Metal music plays in background while the murders was being committed.


talgaby got it.

It's Dynasty Warriors, bitches.

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Civilization ?

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Nope

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Ultimate Arena ?

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Wow first time heard of this game. Sadly no

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Not sure if you can consider them historical figures, but "Injustice" maybe?

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lol nope

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MoH:AA

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Oh I miss that game! Unfortunately no. The main character in that game is fictional IIRC

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It was pretty good game, indeed. I've replayed it like 2 years ago and still was nice :)

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Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator ??

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I forgot that game came out recently.
But no. Quite close tho, but not too close.

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Half of the Dynasty Warriors series could fit this. :)

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tally

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F

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Now that's what i call bad explanation :o

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Actually the game is very popular and the explanation is pretty spot on once you'll get it :P

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Call of duty Advanced warfare?

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Correct! :D

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OMFG O_o
Explain how did u get the game was COD : AW with only an F! i'm so freaking curious

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Google "Press F to pay respects"

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:D

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tally

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Next level bad explanation!

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SWM seeking his Passionate Patty

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Leisure Suit Larry o.O

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Yeah I'm getting worse at these clues, think it is time for a breai

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tally

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Killer is Dead? haha.

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Old enemy persuades girl in violently killing her best friend who have just tried to help.
Twice.

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Sounds like a major spoiler :O

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Taxi driver started a bloodsucking race.

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Mafia :D

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Unfortunately not but now you made me curious about Mafia, I have to play it one day.

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It's my favourite game, shame it is not on Steam anymore :(

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I had one copy when it was still on steam but I traded it away, I regret it ever since.

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Oh, that's unfortunate :O

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Vampire the Masquarade Bloodlines

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Exactly! :)

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It was almost decade ago that I played it, but I remembered that there were guesses about the mysterious taxi driver in the game ^^

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Yep, easily the most memorable part of the game for me, I just love mysterious well-done and all-powerful characters like Gman, Tom Bombadil.

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I also really like menacingly / not-even-caringly powerful beings, they give such a great perspective. :)

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tally

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Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines? Haven't played it yet but that sounds familiar...

Edit: damn you adam1224

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You're right. (you should play it cuz you're missing out a great game)

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crazy taxi?

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It's already been answered, nice try but it was Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines.

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Last one from me for now

Athlete meets worldwide celebrity girl of his dreams and they travel the world along with her friends.

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Final Fantasy X?

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You are correct!

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tally

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Nightmare of 90's parents.

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Mortal Kombat?

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Doom?

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Yep:> easy one i guess.

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My mom took my power cord more than once because of that game xD

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tally

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An American government agent travels to Western Europe, only to start a small-scale armed conflict by shooting the first local he tries to question, then later starts a genocide under the cover of a hostage rescue operationโ€”despite not caring about said hostage, who continuously gets recaptured until the agent finally manages to deal with the leader of the local militia with the help of an industrial spy.

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Deus Ex

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Nope. I can whip up a nice one for that though. :D

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I'm waiting :D

6 years ago
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Later. First let's see if people can guess this one.

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Splinter Cell

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Nope. Not to mention, which one. :D But AFAIK, Splinter Cell 1 didn't have hostage rescue, only political espionage and intelligence gathering.

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who continuously gets recaptured

lol
Resident Evil 4?

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Yep! ^__^

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I was going to say that, but I never played the game, so i didn't know where the industrial spy came in.

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Neither I did, but the girl's stupidity and talent to get re-captured is in meme-levels in RE4 :D

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The final boss is normally killed by the special rocket launcher thrown down by Ada Wong, who at that time was still living from corporate espionage, working for the shadow organisation of Albert Wesker.

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tally anddddd you've broke double digits ;3

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Uhh... Resident Evil 4
EDIT: Screw these slow fingers!

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Furry hentai with words and interactive petting

Edit: Hint - they are named after flavours because you taste them in the plot ;3

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I'm a sick f#$k but... Nintendogs?

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I was thinking the same thing, but I don't think it has many words...

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Sit, Lie, roll etc voice commands xD

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Oh yeah I guess. In which case that was a good 'bad' description.

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Er... Close... D:

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Ok I'm intrigued now...

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My Talking Tom

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Nope!

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Monster Monpiece?

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Ah good one but nuuuu!

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Haven't played it, but after the hint maybe... Nekopara?

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Indeed!

And tally ;3

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Yay! ^.^
Is it actually fun? I am a bit skeptical about positive reviews in boobie VNs cause the Sakura games bored me to death.

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Honestly... Spend your money on better games! I've not played Sakura but I'm sure it the same xD

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President tries to prevent a coup d'etat in a mech

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Metal Wolf Chaos.
(and not really a bad explanation ;) )

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I know, but I jut love that it can be a description for a real game

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Too easy: this operation goes under the code name ofโ€ฆ Metal Wolf Chaos.
Because he is the President of the United States of America.

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Be most powerful person on Earth, fail to save planet anyway.

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Oni.

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not the one I was thinking of.

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Saints Row IV

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yep

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